body inflation home page
a special fixation on all things pneumatic
"Some people are into inflatable toys, some folks like inflating clothing, some people just like balloons, some people like people who are just like balloons, those of us who are into inflating people."
quonsar at 12:33 pm
"The Bureau of Atomic Tourism is dedicated to the promotion of tourist locations around the world that have either been the site of atomic explosions, display exhibits on the development of atomic devices, or contain vehicles that were designed to deliver atomic weapons."
quonsar at 12:26 pm
alien bases on earth
the places where aliens live, and from which they operate
"Also from where most Space Ships come and return after missions are accommplished [sic]"
quonsar at 2:22 am
should amputation be treated like cosmetic surgery?
"My left foot was not part of me," says one amputee, who had wished for amputation since the age of eight. "I didn't understand why, but I knew I didn't want my leg."
quonsar at 1:57 am
loving the best goose
"Ducks Unlimited Canada tagged some geese to study migration patterns. Goose24.org is dedicated to tracking and loving "The Best Goose."
quonsar at 7:12 pm
"I am offering a $10,000 reward to anyone that introduces me to the woman that I marry"
"No, there is nothing wrong with me and I can assure you that I am not desperate. I do have a high degree of confidence that allows me to be unconcerned that many people may find this highly unusual."
quonsar at 10:10 pm
a statement that will change the way humans perceive themselves in their relationship to the universe
The scientists put me under a strict regiment of treatments that included: hypnosis, shock therapy, enemas, LSD, and Vulcan-mind-melding."
quonsar at 10:07 pm
concession speech filled with backwards-masking messages
CNN noted that the phrase "I offered to meet with him as soon as possible so we can start to heal the divisions of the campaign and the contest from which we just passed," when played backwards, says "I hope World War Three starts because of your stupidity, you drunken coke-sniffing cock smoker"
shelldraked at 8:47 pm
can you say wacko?
his unborn son was aborted by a nun. his surviving children have been kidnapped by jerry falwell. or was it by this couple? in any event, they are being raised by a beast. he suffers discrimination at the hands of airlines, and to top it all off, his web site is being investigated by the fbi.
quonsar at 6:57 pm
"one thing i'll say for him, jesus is cool" -- caiaphas
"JESUS IS BACK!!! Many of you may know that Jesus was recently killed in a boating accident. Well, he's been resurrected!"
dude must be running old software.
quonsar at 6:37 pm
welcome to absurd.org
be patient. it's over in less than a minute.
quonsar at 6:18 pm
new age medicine
i know some people i'd like to photograph with candles in their ears.
quonsar at 6:09 pm
vinnie's tampon cases
"Tired of spending big bucks on tampons only to find them mangled at the bottom of your back pack? Sick of not having a pad when you really need one? Then you need VINNIE'S TAMPON CASE!!"
quonsar at 5:23 pm
in a high-tech age, there are still certain fundamental products that go on and on and on
"While its wagons helped inspire a 1992 fantasy film bearing its name, the story of Radio Flyer's founding is worth a Hollywood movie all its own."
quonsar at 3:46 pm
clinton calls for gore to turn himself in
"Al Gore has been leading over 42 police cars and eight television-network helicopters on a 6 hour slow-speed car chase through Florida. Sources close to the Florida department of public safety have told CNN that Al Gore is the only one in the truck and is driving with a gun pointed to his head."
updated 12/15/00: the page is gone and the link is redirected. damn, i wish i had mirrored this!
quonsar at 7:27 am
"oh, bother," said pooh, as he hid piglet's mangled corpse.
quonsar at 11:06 pm
or, what to do when the battery powered buddy you loved so dies a horrible death.
"Put pink elephant stickers on it and use it as an oversized martini stirring piece. Use the cavity of the vibrator to store olives."
quonsar at 9:52 pm
porn for computers
These sassy gals really have a thing for the kitchen!!
like furniture porn but with computers.
quonsar at 8:59 pm