The History That Fell To Earth
"Been Looking For The Mothership? Congratulations, You Just Found It!!
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a website for those fascinated by consensual bellypunching
shelldrake at 10:18 pm
brought to you by Mutton Bone, "The Inflatable Sheep Company."
nightgown sold separately.
sheepdrake at 5:49 pm
find the black dot
T.R.O.N. is not responsible for the headache that you probably have right now
neither am i.
quonsar at 7:14 pm
the alibi agency
established to provide a way out
"With the pressures of modern life many of us have occasion to stray from our long term partners and dally with a brief sexual or emotional relationship with a third party...it has become increasingly difficult to be able to carry on such a temporary dalliance, without risk of detection...we offer a Service which can help to protect your loved ones from undue anxiety, and help to ensure the stability of a long term relationship..."
quonsar at 10:21 pm
the euphoria tape
experience euphoria - $4.95 (after rebate)
"Not a drug, not a chemical, but an audio stimulation of brain centers controlling pleasure. And agony. And ecstasy. The buzz. An audio mesmer signal strokes the base of the mind, choking out pain sensations and producing the violent flow of... euphoria."
quonsar at 8:10 pm
Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations
"T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. is a series of experiments conducted during finals week, 1995, at Rice University. The tests were designed to determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie."
shelldrake at 8:07 pm
events constitute a "clear and present danger"
"Proposed Legal Complaint Against Alleged Alien Occupants/Operators of Disk Shaped Flying Craft"
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