cats in cheesy photo-shopped party wear pose while sappy midi tunes play
for lack of a better description
i don't have a clue why this site exists but it is nice to know that it was, and i quote: "Updated and checked for erors on July12,2000".
quonsar at 11:23 pm
1st photo ever obtained!
half human, half giant-boxer-shorts creature reported moving toward tokyo.
quonsar at 11:07 pm
yet another shitty link
"About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be."
quonsar at 10:57 pm
the very finest in antler furniture, lighting and accessories
quonsar at 10:50 pm
Brother Norman Boyd and his visions of hell
"They are digging ever deeper pits in the burning cinders to make room for their fellows,who fall out of the sky in ever greater numbers without ceasing. They writhe in torment as they are sodomized by demons for all eternity."
brother norman sounds like a real "sunshine, lollipops and rainbows" sorta guy, eh?
quonsar at 10:25 pm
from the juvenile, misogynist asshole of the week department
quonsar at 10:08 pm
makers of alternative human-computer interfaces
"Anyone wishing to explore the world of brain-actuated control can now operate computer software and any electrical device directly from the control center - the mind."
quonsar at 10:02 pm
what's to do about itchy buttocks?
apply liberally. repeat as needed.
quonsar at 9:57 pm
can you handle the truth?
"I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder."
then he, like, saw god, man...
quonsar at 9:15 pm
get out of bed and experience new depths of intimacy
"The LuvSeat™ is designed to let you explore lovemaking positions that ordinary beds simply won't support."
or, if you prefer cybersex, check out this throne.
quonsar at 8:50 pm
genetically modified killer mouse virus
sparks bioweapon fears
"Australian scientists have inadvertently created a killer mouse virus using technology that could be applied to biological warfare..."
quonsar at 10:13 pm
the ultimate male masturbation resource
and then there's jackin' for her.
whacked by shelldrake at 9:10 pm
well, if you insist...
though i always preferred maryanne.
rixport at 7:46 pm
"e-cliner" equipped with telecom jacks, supports web-tv, laptops
"We've developed the most technologically advanced recliner to date and have created a way for every customer to be comfortable with interactive television, e-mail and the Internet."
only $1,299 for a single-user license. personally, after reading this knowledge base article, i'd wait for service pack 2.
quonsar at 6:52 pm
men-in-socks scenes on TV and movies
film moments to live for: in 'apollo 13', tom hanks took his sock off. control yourselves.
quonsar at 6:03 pm
average consumer uses 20,805 sheets of bath tissue annually
"Consumers have very specific methods for using bath tissue: 40% are folders or stackers, 40% are wadders or crumplers, 20% wrap it around their hand."
whats up with "bath tissue"? frankly, i prefer washcloths during a bath - "bath tissue" disintegrates in water. Why can't they call it what it is? - toilet paper!
quonsar at 5:58 pm
restoring most major brands of wind up talking machines manufactured from 1888-1929
quonsar at 10:13 pm
a supplement to any formal academic language course.
"These unique tapes will allow even the casual speaker to add a little zest to any conversation. Imagine, now you can understand what that cab driver in Paris is really telling you!"
quonsar at 9:56 pm
a brief introduction
"But now, with delicate research, our company firstly invents a kind of automatic cap-opening dustbin based on infra red ray induction in the world."
quonsar at 9:50 pm
As of March, 2000, THEY represent about 95 to 98 percent of the total Earth population.
you know it. you feel it.
quonsar at 9:40 pm