friday, jan 12, 2001
cats in cheesy photo-shopped party wear pose while sappy midi tunes play
for lack of a better description
i don't have a clue why this site exists but it is nice to know that it was, and i quote: "Updated and checked for erors on July12,2000".
quonsar at 11:23 pm
when genetic modification goes awry
1st photo ever obtained!
half human, half giant-boxer-shorts creature reported moving toward tokyo.
quonsar at 11:07 pm
the scoop on poop
yet another shitty link
"About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be."
quonsar at 10:57 pm
naturally shed antler design
the very finest in antler furniture, lighting and accessories
quonsar at 10:50 pm
cooking with poo
shelldrake at 10:42 pm
the temple of eck
the message of the light and sound of god
quonsar at 10:40 pm
hell is full of homosexuals
Brother Norman Boyd and his visions of hell
"They are digging ever deeper pits in the burning cinders to make room for their fellows,who fall out of the sky in ever greater numbers without ceasing. They writhe in torment as they are sodomized by demons for all eternity."
brother norman sounds like a real "sunshine, lollipops and rainbows" sorta guy, eh?
quonsar at 10:25 pm
something smells fishy in jeni trout's pussy
from the juvenile, misogynist asshole of the week department
quonsar at 10:08 pm
brain fingers (.com)
makers of alternative human-computer interfaces
"Anyone wishing to explore the world of brain-actuated control can now operate computer software and any electrical device directly from the control center - the mind."
quonsar at 10:02 pm
electric current passing thru chocolate syrup
chocolate shock absorbers?
quonsar at 9:58 pm
thursday, jan 11, 2001
tourette syndrome barbie
quonsar at 11:30 pm
dry buns (.com)
what's to do about itchy buttocks?
apply liberally. repeat as needed.
quonsar at 9:57 pm
fat chicks in party hats
shelldrake at 9:27 pm
anabolic outlaw
can you handle the truth?
"I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder."
then he, like, saw god, man...
quonsar at 9:15 pm
nothing yet.
well, keep trying.
quonsar at 9:02 pm
introducing the LuvSeat
get out of bed and experience new depths of intimacy
"The LuvSeat is designed to let you explore lovemaking positions that ordinary beds simply won't support."
or, if you prefer cybersex, check out this throne.
quonsar at 8:50 pm
steamroller (.com)
quonsar at 8:37 pm
wednesday, jan 10, 2001
genetically modified killer mouse virus
sparks bioweapon fears
"Australian scientists have inadvertently created a killer mouse virus using technology that could be applied to biological warfare..."
quonsar at 10:13 pm
jackin' world
the ultimate male masturbation resource
and then there's jackin' for her.
whacked by shelldrake at 9:10 pm
pork small intestines with shredded ginger
well, if you insist...
though i always preferred maryanne.
rixport at 7:46 pm
castrate me please
the eunuch archive
snipped by rixport at 7:43 pm
microsoft la-z-boy explorer
"e-cliner" equipped with telecom jacks, supports web-tv, laptops
"We've developed the most technologically advanced recliner to date and have created a way for every customer to be comfortable with interactive television, e-mail and the Internet."
only $1,299 for a single-user license. personally, after reading this knowledge base article, i'd wait for service pack 2.
quonsar at 6:52 pm
socks on film
men-in-socks scenes on TV and movies
film moments to live for: in 'apollo 13', tom hanks took his sock off. control yourselves.
quonsar at 6:03 pm
toilet paper trivia
average consumer uses 20,805 sheets of bath tissue annually
"Consumers have very specific methods for using bath tissue: 40% are folders or stackers, 40% are wadders or crumplers, 20% wrap it around their hand."
whats up with "bath tissue"? frankly, i prefer washcloths during a bath - "bath tissue" disintegrates in water. Why can't they call it what it is? - toilet paper!
quonsar at 5:58 pm
tuesday, jan 9, 2001
weeping elvis cries tears of blood
the first official photos
quonsar at 11:07 pm
IuWFNg ‚܂
uWF by quonsar at 10:31 pm
heavy, man.
shelldrake at 10:14 pm
old time talking machine co.
restoring most major brands of wind up talking machines manufactured from 1888-1929
quonsar at 10:13 pm
how to construct a time machine
quonsar at 10:05 pm
swearing tapes
a supplement to any formal academic language course.
"These unique tapes will allow even the casual speaker to add a little zest to any conversation. Imagine, now you can understand what that cab driver in Paris is really telling you!"
quonsar at 9:56 pm
electronic inductive automatic cap-opening dustbin
a brief introduction
"But now, with delicate research, our company firstly invents a kind of automatic cap-opening dustbin based on infra red ray induction in the world."
quonsar at 9:50 pm
artificial synchronicity, language manipulation, kundalini and the corners of reality
As of March, 2000, THEY represent about 95 to 98 percent of the total Earth population.
you know it. you feel it.
quonsar at 9:40 pm
monday, jan 8, 2001
20 aim to pull off hardest phallic feat yet
subliminal headline content
"aim", "pull off", "hardest". sheesh!
shelldrake at 6:45 pm