things that make you go 'what the phuk?'
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quonsar at 10:51 pm
"The process for Servotron and Robot Domination is as follows:
step 1: Annihilate all humans
step 2: Dominate"
quonsar at 9:44 pm
read everything carefully. without your help we are dead.
"In short there is a coup against the U.S. that is nearly complete. The culprits are using a secret mindcontrol program with sophisticated weapons to eliminate certain civil servants and press organizations to allow their people to be installed in their place."
quonsar at 7:55 pm
in the valley of the giant domain name
quonsar at 6:59 pm
the 'official' website for verizon grievances
"If I ran my company like these idiots - I'd be OUTTA BUSINESS!!!!!"
quonsar at 5:43 pm
corporate lawyers as chronic assholes
i think one of these would look cool on my wall.
quonsar at 8:27 am
sweet convergence, embrace me
"If you want your friends to think you're insane, but quote you like God anyway, this is the appliance for YOU!"
quonsar at 11:32 pm
military farm animal operations program - MFAOP
"The program was first used during the gulf war when explosive chickens were used to attack people and buildings. In 1994 a mechanical race horse chased a convicted murderer for an hour and a half before he finally collapsed from exhaustion. In 1993 a team of 5 Mechanical Ducks rescued a five year old from the raging waters during the Great Mississippi River Flood."
quonsar at 11:10 pm
luck is not arbitrary
"Evil Fate affects many of us. Feel justified in knowing that it's not your fault and there are others like you."
it was evil fate that had me find this link.
quonsar at 7:24 pm
in an ancient tongue they were known as CHALICOTHERIUM
"they were very friendly to young girls (and of course young boys too) ... but could be QUITE PERNICIOUS to uncooperative androids and entomological perpetrators that should NEVER have entered the LABYRINTH."
quonsar at 5:50 pm
fermented beaver blamed as 13 fall ill
a traditional meal in Manokotak
"Thirteen people from the village of Manokotak were hospitalized Thursday after eating fermented beaver tails and feet...A sample of the fermented beaver was sent to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta for testing..."
shelldrake at 10:31 pm
cows are cool
the singing cows of PETA "per-suede" you to "steer" clear of leather. don't miss the video.
quonsar at 11:14 pm
when toxic industrial waste handling goes bad
quonsar at 10:08 pm
JDMnick10: pretzel jump
"Well I had this petri dish named cornell. He flew garbage cans for a living. One day I found him dead on his toilet I fuckin cried like an Irishman in a barn FLOAT." mirror
quonsar at 7:42 pm
yup. polo. on elephants.
"Elephant Polo is a lot like regular horse polo. (The biggest difference is one that you can probably guess!)"
quonsar at 6:08 pm
we are really psyched
"Hi! We're Curtis Martin and Vinny Testaverde. We are both football players for the New York Jets in the National Football League."
quonsar at 10:24 pm
where chickens are random, and random is the chicken
"Our mission on the internet is to keep chickens as random as they can be..."
shelldrake at 10:36 pm
"My name is Michael Mandiberg. I am for sale. Buy my objects and dismantle my identity!"
quonsar at 10:07 pm
SUV bumper sticker terrorism
"Get the adrenaline rush of stalking big game. The Denali™, Yukon™, Tahoe™. Get the thrill of witnessing the tagging of an Excursion™ or Expedition™ with the subtle message that will leave them scratching their heads."
quonsar at 9:49 pm
you could be in serious trouble
"He had a terrified look worse than the expression seen in death! This patient had a grotesque grimace expressing sheer horror! His pupils were dilated, and he was perspiring and trembling — he looked as if his hair was 'on end.' Then still another strange thing happened. He said, 'Don't you understand? I am in hell. . . Don't let me go back to hell!'"
quonsar at 6:41 pm
a collection of over eighty penises and penile parts
quonsar at 3:34 pm
imprint of a hairy backside in the mud
"If we can just get other scientists to look at this with an objective view, I think they'll say there must be something out there," says LeRoy Fish, a zoologist and retired wildlife ecologist who took part in the expedition that discovered the imprint.
quonsar at 3:32 pm