your splat, reflectivity, sigma, the load requirements of your christmas light display, x-ray absorption coefficients, personal radiation dose, max vo2, ecological footprint, and the resonant modes of a rectangular room. always double-check questionable results.
quonsar at 2:23 pm
ask jehosaphat to solve the equation and she'll jump the answer!
quonsar at 1:26 pm
because you never know when you might...
...get your bones tossed.
quonsar at 12:57 pm
ain't technology wunnerful?
"See the graves of thousands of famous people from around the world."
quonsar at 1:57 am
behind the music - alvin and the chipmunks
fame, glory, sex, drugs, scandal
"They came out of no where. Three chipmunks with apparently superior intelligence rocketed on to the scene back in 1955 with their break through hit, The Witchdoctor. But their popularity waned, and soon they found that fame carries a heavy price."
shelldrake at 10:04 pm
how to get it
"The easiest way is just read the paper. Every day there are people looking to give away dogs and cats and all kinds of animals. That's God's way of saying 'Free meat to Godly home.'"
quonsar at 2:56 pm
remembering the fireman gave rusty a funny feeling.
"I wish a fireman would take off all his clothes and sleep with me in my bed," said Rusty. "And I wish he would put a dog leash on me."
quonsar at 12:48 pm
I just lost my girlfriend
"If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you."
quonsar at 12:41 pm
raising the art of sand sculpture to new heights
shelldrake at 6:58 pm
miss jessup's 'jesus is lord' escort service presents: full gospel ranch cafe
service, ministry, and sexy chat
quonsar at 10:05 pm
automatic design and manufacture of robotic lifeforms
"The Golem@Home Project is a screensaver aimed at harnessing idle CPU power across the Internet to perform massively distributed evolutionary computation."
shelldrake at 9:35 pm
'providing a decent excuse since 1997'
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? You are sitting at a chair grasping a mouse with one hand, the other perhaps resting on the keyboard or in your lap. Slack-jawed, a rivulet of drool running out the corner of your mouth, you kill time."
mcface at 8:19 pm
if you're gettin' air, you know you're there!
The official Freeballing web site
"FBOA is not only an organization, it is a revolution... Exercise your rights today, and dare to get air... Its time to stand up and proclaim to the world, I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR."
shelldrake at 11:27 pm
stadium pal (.com)
an undetectable male leg bag
"The STADIUM PAL consists of three simple components: the external catheter worn like a condom, a flexible hose, and a collection bag with drain valve (worn on the inner calf)."
quonsar at 8:47 pm
'great taste' in men guaranteed
"Secrets to tasty semen discovered through research into phallic-worshipping religions of the ancient world."
shelldrake at 7:37 pm
by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
malarkey. i know some people who walk around perpetually clenched, and they are no less depressed as a result.
shelldrake at 7:27 pm
good ol' polk county, arkansas
an official county web site hosted on geocities? playing a cheesy midi of 'dust in the wind'? BWAHAHAHAHA! What do they use for a 911 system - tin cans and string?
quonsar at 7:22 pm
(pronounced ya' sos)
"Iasos is a Music Creator, specializing in celestial, heavenly, inter-dimensional music. He is also one of the original founders of "New Age" music.
if he's so damned seminal, where are his k-tel ads?
quonsar at 7:13 pm
the amazing, the incredible, the stupendous, the most talked about web page on the face of the earth
the amazing wallcam
"You've seen people at work, you've seen peoples' pets, you've even seen the inside of dorm rooms (-gasp-), but now experience what it is like to see, in real-time Wall-O-Vision(tm), a wall inside my house!"
mcface at 10:14 pm
handcrafted in a workshed located in Northeast, Indiana
"The AMISH YO-YO is turned out on a lathe without the use of electricity by an Amish craftsman."
quonsar at 8:30 pm