cat scratch thiever
in which the nuge reveals his journey to the center of ignorance.
quonsar at 11:57 am
Also being a history of the scrotum
how it's used and how to maximize its size.
shelldrake at 9:38 pm
open-source licensing applied to a consumer product.
"The beverage is aggressive in the nose, cheeky in the finish, and compiles well with grenadine."
quonsar at 9:25 pm
The Alternative Russian Dictionary
"This is probably the most offensive term in Russian, though commonly used."
quonsar at 9:14 pm
here's three links for the anal among us. you know who you are.
quonsar at 8:07 pm
nature's simple solution
"Because thorough cleansing after a bowel movement cannot be achieved with tissue alone, traces of impurities remain that can cause odor, itching and irritation."
quonsar at 7:56 pm
The gentler alternative to laxatives, enemas and anti-flatuence pills.
"ButtCandles are an exciting, and time honored, device for internal cleansing."
quonsar at 7:54 pm
Another Cyber DADA online creativity enhancement tool by Didkovsky/Nerveware.
"Looking for a name for your "Little Miracle"? Let the magic of our Surrealistics™ aid you in the search for the perfect moniker!"
quonsar at 7:47 pm
"We, amnesiacs all, condemned to live in an eternally fleeting present, have created the most elaborate of human constructions, memory, to buffer ourselves against the intolerable knowledge of the irreversible passage of time and the irretrieveability of its moments and events."
quonsar at 7:09 pm
one of the most innovative resources for stress management and reduction in the world
"I once asked myself this question: 'What do you want to do when no one else is looking?' Well, surprisingly enough, I wanted to beat people."
shelldrake at 10:02 pm
earthquake as artist
"On February 28, 2001, a magnitude 6.8 earthquake, located some thirty miles below the surface of the earth and a few miles away from Olympia Washington, moved the ground for a bit more than half a minute. A sand tracing pendulum, located at a shop in Port Townsend, produced some very interesting patterns."
shelldrake at 9:57 pm
what's a gambler to do?
"'We've been running hamsters in these little dragsters,' said a spokesperson."
shelldrake at 9:23 pm
oh, the synchronicity!
quonsar at 9:12 pm
the foundation for unnatural research
"Funded in part by grants from The National Association for the Advancement of Women Whose Individual Breasts are Not Bigger than their Waistlines."
quonsar at 10:48 pm
detection of UV radiation from gravitational diallel-line quantum transitions
truth is light.
quonsar at 10:39 pm
you will enjoy the striking vision in front of you
"Watch my curves as I dip my brush into the creamy paint...Watch me, as I stroke my brush up and down your walls..."
quonsar at 9:14 pm