sunday, mar 18, 2001

quonsar at 10:11 pm
full bluntal nugity
cat scratch thiever
in which the nuge reveals his journey to the center of ignorance.
quonsar at 11:57 am

quonsar at 11:23 am
things you can do with your elephant
quonsar at 11:14 am
things you can do with your pony
"Marry a pony? Yup, I do!"
"Why? Just because!"

quonsar at 11:12 am
things you can do with your donkey
quonsar at 11:05 am
saturday, mar 17, 2001

quonsar at 9:55 pm
plastination (.com)
shelldrake at 9:55 pm
a new fun way to stretch your ballsac for pleasure and profit
Also being a history of the scrotum
how it's used and how to maximize its size.
shelldrake at 9:38 pm
OpenCola Soft Drinkô
open-source licensing applied to a consumer product.
"The beverage is aggressive in the nose, cheeky in the finish, and compiles well with grenadine."
quonsar at 9:25 pm
Žb tvoju mat'
The Alternative Russian Dictionary
"This is probably the most offensive term in Russian, though commonly used."
quonsar at 9:14 pm

quonsar at 8:55 pm
colonic awareness institute
here's three links for the anal among us. you know who you are.
quonsar at 8:07 pm
victoria's bloomers
nature's simple solution
"Because thorough cleansing after a bowel movement cannot be achieved with tissue alone, traces of impurities remain that can cause odor, itching and irritation."
quonsar at 7:56 pm
butt candle (.com)
The gentler alternative to laxatives, enemas and anti-flatuence pills.
"ButtCandles are an exciting, and time honored, device for internal cleansing."
quonsar at 7:54 pm
DADA's little baby namer
Another Cyber DADA online creativity enhancement tool by Didkovsky/Nerveware.
"Looking for a name for your "Little Miracle"? Let the magic of our Surrealisticsô aid you in the search for the perfect moniker!"
quonsar at 7:47 pm

quonsar at 7:45 pm
randy (.com)
quonsar at 7:42 pm
§ c i r c l e m a k e r s §
home of england's crop circle makers
shelldrake at 7:13 pm
obliscence, theories of forgetting and the problem of matter
"We, amnesiacs all, condemned to live in an eternally fleeting present, have created the most elaborate of human constructions, memory, to buffer ourselves against the intolerable knowledge of the irreversible passage of time and the irretrieveability of its moments and events."
quonsar at 7:09 pm
thursday, mar 15, 2001

mcface at 10:25 pm
kevin's awesome home page
mcface at 10:13 pm
death dummies
one of the most innovative resources for stress management and reduction in the world
"I once asked myself this question: 'What do you want to do when no one else is looking?' Well, surprisingly enough, I wanted to beat people."
shelldrake at 10:02 pm
rattle in seattle
earthquake as artist
"On February 28, 2001, a magnitude 6.8 earthquake, located some thirty miles below the surface of the earth and a few miles away from Olympia Washington, moved the ground for a bit more than half a minute. A sand tracing pendulum, located at a shop in Port Townsend, produced some very interesting patterns."
shelldrake at 9:57 pm
bigfoot and post traumatic stress disorder
shelldrake at 9:48 pm
hamsters wheelie in to rescue british punters
what's a gambler to do?
"'We've been running hamsters in these little dragsters,' said a spokesperson."
shelldrake at 9:23 pm
alphabetics, chiasms, and the numic (sleep) peoples
oh, the synchronicity!
quonsar at 9:12 pm
tuesday, mar 13, 2001

quonsar at 10:49 pm
the visible barbie project
the foundation for unnatural research
"Funded in part by grants from The National Association for the Advancement of Women Whose Individual Breasts are Not Bigger than their Waistlines."
quonsar at 10:48 pm
allans time interval metrology enterprise
detection of UV radiation from gravitational diallel-line quantum transitions
truth is light.
quonsar at 10:39 pm
monday, mar 12, 2001

quonsar at 9:18 pm
naked house painting
you will enjoy the striking vision in front of you
"Watch my curves as I dip my brush into the creamy paint...Watch me, as I stroke my brush up and down your walls..."
quonsar at 9:14 pm
i can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
quonsar at 9:03 pm