everybody needs a little Bush
"The most powerful man in the world is now yours to control!"
quonsar at 5:36 pm
come for a cause
"Have friends and strangers sponsor you per minute of self-pleasuring."
quonsar at 2:57 pm
do-it-yourself Gothic fashion
"If you really wanna grow horns, you'd better get thyself to Three Mile Island and stick your head under the nice hot water that runs off the plutonium rods. But if you just want to look like you grew horns, you've come to the right place."
quonsar at 10:43 am
our newest caffeine delivery vehicle!
"This 3-pound meatloaf serves 6-8 tired people in need of a meaty energy boost. Handmade by out-of-work dotcommers and flash-frozen for freshest delivery to your door."
shelldrake at 10:14 pm
to deliver a major address on the history of western music
"in which I provide evidence as to what makes Beethoven and Bach almost as great as I am."
quonsar at 6:13 pm