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the language that they taught to Tarzan when he was a child
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"A machine-shop worker who made a regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the drive belt of a piece of machinery leaned too close to the belt one day and caught his scrotum between the pulley-wheel and the drive belt. The man suffered a torn scrotum and lost one of his testicles, but he calmly stapled his scrotum back together and resumed work before finally visiting a doctor three days later."
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boob cheese™
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