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quonsar at 5:29 pm
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quonsar at 5:17 pm
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quonsar at 5:06 pm
"During the assault, the female victim got the man's testicles in her mouth and bit them off."
quonsar at 2:23 am
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quonsar at 2:06 am
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quonsar at 1:29 am
Bringing Religion into the 21st Century
"If it's real, we believe in it!"
quonsar at 1:20 am
"Recently, I was given the privilege to sit down and talk with arguably one of the world's most influential figures, Jesus Christ... The first thing that I noticed about Jesus was that, contrary to the popular Euro-centric mythologies, Jesus is a black man."
quonsar at 1:00 am
"Welcome to LABMED, where helping rescued Labradors in need of medical attention is our mission. LABMED is a non-profit organization created to distribute financial aid to injured or ill Labradors around the country..."
quonsar at 12:53 am
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quonsar at 11:58 pm
Feeling refreshness by use of filter in the washing rod
"The washing rod has effect to prevent from germs persistently, not temporarily."
quonsar at 9:53 pm
the language that they taught to Tarzan when he was a child
quonsar at 9:56 pm
"This site is dedicated to the collectors of historic glass and porcelain insulators used by telegraph, telephone and electric power utilities. Insulators are the 'crown jewels of the wire.'"
quonsar at 9:50 pm
"A machine-shop worker who made a regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the drive belt of a piece of machinery leaned too close to the belt one day and caught his scrotum between the pulley-wheel and the drive belt. The man suffered a torn scrotum and lost one of his testicles, but he calmly stapled his scrotum back together and resumed work before finally visiting a doctor three days later."
shelldrake at 7:03 pm
the dairy product of the next millenium
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shelldrake at 11:10 pm
"Great news, for the very first time ever, all of Billy, Carlos and our best buddy Tyson's outfits are available to purchase separately. So, fulfil your fantasies and have fun dressing your very own Billy, Carlos or Tyson in any outfit you desire."
quonsar at 7:40 pm
® U.S. Patent # 6125480
"The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman. The only hitch mounted portable toilet patented to use any standard full size toilet seat. It's the most comfortable, stable and sanitary porta potty in the world."
quonsar at 7:25 pm