the big banger
"Standing forty-two feet high and weighing more than six tons, the Mundare Sausage dwarfs everything else in the tiny town but the water tower."
quonsar at 6:34 pm
"I'd like to say that I tagged Rather that night, and I did get him up to my room, but he stumbled through the door, vomited on Brinkley (who didn't wake up) and passed out on my bed. I didn't have the heart to bury one in him — Rather didn't deserve to wake up sore without knowing why."
quonsar at 6:12 pm
quonsar at 5:11 pm
"My name is Amy Ritchie and I'm 14 years old... This page is all about my favorite hobby, skinning and taxidermy. I haven't had much experience with taxidermy, but I'm pretty good at skinning."
quonsar at 3:31 pm
Jane was a ufologist
Who went to see a proctologist.
"I'm afraid to relay
That the probe went astray.
You'll be needing to see a gynecologist."
quonsar at 4:01 am
show offends bigots. we're impressed.
"White parents with young children need to be warned about the dangers of this show... They need to be aware of the ways Sesame Street undermines White pride and begins a thorough brainwashing of White children's minds at a crucial phase of their development..."
quonsar at 11:35 pm
"Not only are Daisy Guitars cute, but they rock. I think that the guitars will be inspiring to little girls and boys." - Lisa Loeb
quonsar at 10:38 pm
the word is getting around...
"Honor your friends or family members; send the gift of a sheep in their name..."
quonsar at 10:20 pm
hot young girls in toaster action!
"This page features pictures of adults in sexual situations with kitchen appliances. If you are under the age of 87 (142 in Estonia, Khazakstan, Kyrgyzstan, Australia and the US states of Utah and Texas) please LEAVE NOW. The author takes no responsibility for genital burns caused by attempts to reproduce the acts shown here."
quonsar at 10:00 pm
A Better Internet for Our Children
"The Net Authority is a group of individuals who have taken it upon themselves to govern the Internet."
quonsar at 9:54 pm
sow flowers, not mines
"Windows Minesweeper (Winmine) is an offence against the victims of the mines, and to those who sacrifice themselves, risking their own life, clearing the lands contaminated by these implements."
quonsar at 8:36 pm
where are all the pro-firearm jews?
"Rabbi R. Mermelstein has been responding to questions related to Judaism, the Second Amendment, and technical firearms and handloading topics for Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership over the last several years."
quonsar at 7:17 pm
only the HOTTEST Amish on the Web!
"Our site will have your barn raised right!!!"
quonsar at 9:00 pm
"nicole kidman is a liar who has willfully, maliciously and viciously slandered and wronged me."
quonsar at 8:46 pm
ropin' a dope for jesus
"Finally, be strong in the Lord and in His mighty power. - Ephesians 6:10"
quonsar at 8:36 pm