don't try to steal screaming monkey stick if you want to keep your pee pee.
shelldrake™ at 10:51 pm
whip 'em out and prepare to be amazed
"Lingam gnosis is here and it beats the crap out of reading tea-leaves."
quonsar at 8:23 pm
the second reincarnation of the final grandson of wowbagger the infinitely prolonged
quonsar at 11:15 pm
quonsar at 11:11 pm
for sale by mental patient
"I am Mental. I am a Patient. I like to sell things."
quonsar at 8:49 pm
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS SAVED
"The sweet sounds of salvation are whispering right outside. You can hear them coming from under your door if you listen closely. "Give in," they say, "experience the Benign All." Heed the voices. Recognize what's coming your way and prepare youself for its obscene embrace. Rest assured that I, Reverend Jeff, will stand by you in the coming moment of orgasmic ecstacy. And then I will gather change from your dresser and quickly leave. But only for a couple of days."
quonsar at 8:44 am
breaking down the stereotype of flatulence in popular culture
"I had worked at Tobin Brothers in Croydon for five years. During one funeral I accidently let one rip and sent the whole congregation into hysterics. But my boss didn't think it was funny and I was given notice a week later. They said the reason for my sacking was my poor attitude but I am certain it was due to my flatulence problem."
quonsar at 8:37 am
well, hey. that's damn reassuring.
quonsar at 5:37 am
quonsar at 2:05 am
the jim morrison simulatron
lizard king breaks on through to flash technology
"Doors frontman Jim Morrison mixed drugs, alcohol and asthma to ascend to the big Whisky A Go-Go in the sky"
quonsar at 6:24 pm
animals have so much to teach us...
...we just need to listen."
quonsar at 5:41 pm
"The town considered guns, electrocution and dismemberment before settling on hanging."
quonsar at 5:20 pm
i had a smokin' good time
"The museum is housed in Somerville, Massachusetts, but is temporarily closed due to fire damage."
quonsar at 8:59 am
brought to you by the Federal Emergency Management Agency
"I'm Herman, the spokescrab for the site. This site teaches you how to be prepared for disasters and how you can prevent disaster damage. You can also learn what causes disasters... and become a Disaster Action Kid."
quonsar at 12:48 am