the art of ornithological dejecta
birdshit. is it art, or is it...birdshit?
quonsar at 11:01 pm
"Sibson is a small licensed airfield located at Peterborough, two miles off the A1 near Wansford. If you want to have go call the control tower on (01832) 280 289 and talk to Patrick."
quonsar at 9:48 pm
music to surf blort by
quonsar's personal favorite is burning down the trailer park.
rixport at 8:21 pm
|what you should do if a neighbor says he'll let you feed his animals if you'll let him touch your private parts|
quonsar at 1:56 am
quonsar at 1:29 am
holy steps orthopedic insoles
enclosed soil in each product came from the Garden of Gethsemani
"Simply place in your shoe, soil side up and be one step closer to God!"
quonsar at 11:57 pm
Takeoff scheduled for May 2002!
"Due to increased demands on Rocket Guy's time by the media the launch will be delayed until May 2002."
quonsar at 9:04 pm
"Ever since the invention of the jet engine, people have been working hard to prove that they are crazier than those who came before them by strapping these devices to all manner of vehicles... Normally powered by a small 2 cylinder engine with just 36 horsepower, this tiny Honda Z car from New Zealand has been retrofitted with JFS100 gas-turbine engine from which the power-turbine and gearbox has been removed and replaced with a thrust nozzle."
quonsar at 8:35 pm
over the top japanese reality tv
"NTV producers have obviously never heard of the Geneva Convention. If they had, they wouldn't have treated poor Nasubi the way they did. They wouldn't have stripped him naked and shut him in an apartment, alone with no food, furniture, household goods, or entertainment. They wouldn't have kept him there for over a year until he had won $10,000 in prizes by sending in postcards to contests. They wouldn't have cut him off from the world and they would have told him that he was on nation-wide TV."
quonsar at 8:13 pm
"more than you ever wanted to know about eating bugs."
quonsar at 8:48 pm
"What about the individual feelings of a roach bug itself? The suffering it endures from our poisons. The pain it must feel from being crushed. The trauma they must experience each time a good portion of its colony is wiped out at the hand of man, the huge, powerful enemy of roach bug civilization. Roach bugs have feelings too!"
quonsar at 8:46 pm
minutes of fun for basically nobody
"Through the wonder of the world wide web, digital imaging, magic healing magnets, and quirky off the shelf software you can now actually watch mackque's back yard LIVE from the comfort of your home or office."
quonsar at 8:20 pm
decades of fun for the easily amused
"Through the wonder of the world wide web, digital imaging, plate tectonics and quirky homemade software you can now actually watch the continents drift LIVE from the comfort of your home or office."
quonsar at 8:11 pm
dr. dorfman (.com)
"It is important to determine what teeth, if any, may be saved at least temporarily."
quonsar at 7:51 pm
quonsar at 7:35 pm
l ron hubbard - con man as musician
bet his music sucks as much as his religion.
quonsar at 7:30 pm
old bull: "no son, lets walk down, and fuck them all."
quonsar at 4:11 pm
"Always wanted to see used pads on the Internet, but didn't know where to find them?"
quonsar at 1:30 pm