nicotine water (.com)
an alternative source of Nicotine
"Each bottle of NICOTINE WATER contains the nicotine equivalent of 2 cigarettes and regular bottled water."
quonsar at 8:12 pm
sidewinder streaks toward unsuspecting jet ski
"You have this great sailing spot. But lately, it has become overrun with personal water craft. They’re noisy, numerous, and run into things. The best offense is close range advanced tactical weaponry. Although there is a multitude of weapons systems available, our extensive research and testing revealed that the AIM-9 Sidewinder heat seeking air-to-air missile was the best tool for the job"
quonsar at 3:23 pm
three men, three beards, and no power
"the electric amish may be visiting a barn near you! be sure to lock up the sheep that night!"
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quonsar at 2:34 am
quonsar at 1:33 am
"Quadrant Sign Code"--EXPOSED!
"Embedded in our nation's road sign system is a secret coding designed to target vital sites, facilities and resources for military confiscation during a National Emergency."
quonsar at 12:50 am
s.m.a.r.t. (stop mind control and ritual abuse today) presents: the fourth annual ritual abuse, secretive organizations and mind control conference
if you attend they'll have to kill you.
quonsar at 11:38 pm
rep. condit reported 'extremely pissed'
quonsar at 9:25 pm
hubert also dances.
quonsar at 7:44 pm
high quality detailed solid gold dog breed jewelry
quonsar at 10:25 pm
we fly at 5280 feet, give or take 6 inches
"The term "Mile High Club" or "The 5280 Club", as we like to call it, refers to two or more people engaging in sexual activity at an altitude of at least 5,280 feet (one mile above the earth) in an airplane. Key West Mile High will privately fly you and a partner to 5,280 feet so you can discreetly join the club."
or maybe, not so discreetly...
rixport at 9:10 pm
"Growing up, I heard it all...sissy, queer, fag. Naturally, I believed I was born gay."
and then his life was saved by gerbil and rodent extraction specialists.
quonsar at 7:14 pm
Our Goal: 100% Rodent Survival
"In the standard practice of rectal rodent removal, the life of the animal is NOT taken into consideration. We strongly disagree with this practice. We believe that it is possible to effect the live extraction of anally-impacted gerbils, hamsters, and guinea pigs."
quonsar at 7:02 pm
putting the president in the pocket of average americans since 2001
"Now you too can have the President of the United States, George W. Bush, in your pocket!"
quonsar at 1:55 pm
a pro-ana website
"Looking 4 a good TRIGGER? then you've come to the right place! In so-called recovery? then GET LOST."
quonsar at 10:41 pm
If you have any desirability, please tell us
"Above flying shoes let you can walk, also let you can slide as flying."
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