"a showcase for some of the fine moist towelettes in MMTC's private collection."
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|sunday! sunday! sunday! come see the car crushing high hopping free styling soul saving action!|
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|amazing gravitron, hover boards, mystery anti-gravity device, levitator, books, plans, kits!|
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"Welcome to the first Sovereign Jurisdiction in Cyberspace of the 21st century. These are exciting times and since our announcement of Sovereignty on the 1st of January, 2001, we are looking forward to the growth of our new eEconomy. That was not spelled wrong folks, we meant eEconomy and you guessed it, it stands for electronic economy."
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REALLY, REALLY SMELLY, AND HAIRY
"IT HAS A TOTAL OF SIX ARMS EXECPT FOR TWO KNOBS AND ONE FULL ARM ON THE RIGHT SIDE AND THREE ON THE OTHER ARM."
quonsar at 1:58 pm
a better belief system
"The Word of Gid is the word 'fast'... Many phrases can be constructed with this truly versatile utterance, such as fast track, fast forward and pull a fast one. Gid encourages you to invent your own adaptations. He will give a prize to anybody who can incorporate the word oatmeal with His Glorious Word. 'Oatmeal is fast to cook' has been ruled out, as He believes oatmeal is a challenging and complex dish."
quonsar at 12:57 pm
in the perfect sphere of one bubble the beauty of the entire universe is celebrated and contained.
quonsar at 4:44 pm
Rivers of living water shall flow from your bellies. - John 7:38
"For many years I thought that eating from the tree of life, meant reabsorbing your own seed, but then I heard a voice in my head suggest that urine, too, is also fruit from the tree of life."
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"Well, I tried to track down Jesus but couldn't get a hold of Him... How am I to know what He would do if I can't find Him anywhere? So I went to the next best authority -- one Jesús Miguel Gonzalez, a tough Mexican gangbanger who lives in a local barrio known as Casa Blanca."
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a man loses a day's supply of zinc in each ejaculation. aren't you glad we don't live in a world without zinc?
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