"...a bit more bump in her rump, a little more breadth in the bosom, and a realistic, movable waistline."
shelldrakus of bork™ at 10:09 pm
"I'd had a troubled night. If only I could've found my new library book, The First Swallow of Spring by Monica Lewinsky, a few paragraphs of that might've sent me off to sleep. But probably not even that would do it this particular night."
quonsar at 4:09 pm
your clients are making wonderful progress.
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the potato god worship center
dedicated to evangelism on behalf of Our Starch-Based Savior
quonsar at 8:02 pm
|pooping animal keychains|
This little piggy goes to the bathroom
"when you squeeze its body, poop-like slime comes out of the butt. And when you release it, the poop goes right back in! Ahh, the wonders of modern science."
quonsar at 11:13 am
the mission and meaning of unicorns
"Who am I? Why am I here? What is it I'm seeking in this strange place day after day? I knew a moment ago, but I've forgotten."
quonsar at 8:44 am
danger zone wrestling
"What We Lack In Wrestlers, We Make Up With Violence..."
shelldrake™ at 10:55 pm
preserved sheep brain
complete with meninges and cranial nerves
"Brains are initially preserved in formalin, cleared in polyethylene glycol, and then re-packaged in individual bags."
quonsar at 8:09 pm
"What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?" - Bertold Brecht
quonsar at 7:09 pm
tammy slug (.com)
Official Pacific Northwest Slug Page
"Some people hate slugs. Some people love slugs. Some people think slugs are the greatest thing since strawberry jam. Some people put slugs in their strawberry jam."
quonsar at 7:03 pm
"The following is the only known english version of the text upon which the religion of 'Idiotica' is based (a religion that is centered completely on stupidity and senseless yet accidental bodily injury)."
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golden gate tunnel (.com)
The Golden Gate Tunnel is the first tunnel in the world to provide a true transportainment™ experience. It's a competitive world out there, and the bridge just can't keep up."
quonsar at 9:37 am
Quality Putters made from a bull's @#$%@!
"The shaft of the Pure Bull Putter is in fact the reproductive organ of an American bull, yes the actual length . . . and that's no bull!"
quonsar at 9:00 am
but then, you knew that.
quonsar at 2:34 pm