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too cool. go now. gotta love the tortured 'ventures on acid' bridge. nice scribbly shit on screen, too.
quonsar at 9:06 pm
counteracting anti-corporate activism on the web, in the streets, against individuals
what? slap 'em with your suspenders?
quonsar at 8:21 pm
headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, drop in blood pressure, confusion, twitching muscles and convulsions, depression, respiratory failure, damage to liver and kidneys, ataxic gait, reduced spontaneous motor activity, depressed heart activity and the absence of static cling.
quonsar at 5:42 pm
You can't go wrong with a pea aphid, Christine Cousins says - ... if you're interested in observing voracious appetites and wild population growth. A school ordering the aphids gets a fava bean plant packed in a Styrofoam pot for each child - stowaways included. "The child gets the plant and counts how many aphids are on it," Cousins says. One day there are just a few. "But the next day they may have doubled." And as a bonus, Cousins says, you can almost see the births with the naked eye.
quonsar at 10:30 am
Guarantee holiday gift bliss with Brains!
"Some brains are just naturally better, juicier, and formerly smarter than others, and we've got them here at Brains4Zombies.com. We sell only the highest quality fresh brains, delivered straight to your door. We do the dirty deed so you can spend more time... well... doing whatever the hell it is you zombies do when you're not ripping open people's heads."
quonsar at 8:44 am
less crime, more land and the money is prettier
quonsar at 8:01 am
the original penis enlargement affiliate program
"We will GUARANTEE to outperform any other website in this niche..."
quonsar at 1:35 am
let's blow it up (.com)
Computer Destruction For The 21st Century
"Our main aim is to provide quality computer destruction images to you. No, we lie, our main aim is to blow shit up."
quonsar at 11:44 pm
single shot 9mm portable phone
"CHEATING SPOUSE: Tired of the spouse's little "secret encounters"? Give him/her the ShotCaller2000 as a birthday present! Next time the spouse is out late with their new honey, just make a call to the ShotCaller2000. Punch in your pre-programmed, 3-digit code and BLAM! ....Problem Solved!"
birdman weapons systems - unfriendly products for an unfriendly world
quonsar at 8:40 pm
a project of the national continence management strategy
"Locating public toilet facilities in Australian cities, towns, rural areas, and along major travel routes."
quonsar at 7:53 pm
"This isn't intended to be a major collection of vomit-related pictures, videos, sounds, and stories. It's just a small showcase for my own personal contributions to the world of emetophilia."
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"Toast does indeed have a natural tendency to land butter side down, essentially because the gravitation torque induced as the toast topples over the edge of the plate/table is insufficient to bring the toast butter-side up again by the time it hits the floor."
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this old codge just stopped by to wish a happy 1st birthday to everlasting blort. we're still not quite sure what it is, but now there's a years worth.
quonsar at 3:46 pm
cites worldwide reaction to terror attacks
"The 'holy war' concern said the move was necessary because of an expected 20 percent fatwah reduction and the cost and complexity of thwarting new airport and immigration security procedures, accordingto a statement broadcast on Afghanistan's Voice of Sharia radio. 'This is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing I have had to do in my over two decades as a mujahad,' said chief operations officer Osama bin Laden."
quonsar at 2:38 pm