sunday, oct 7, 2001
hello this is god speaking here i am i created the universe
i am cornholio. i need some t.p. for my bunghole
quonsar at 10:48 pm

new york defender
quonsar at 10:09 pm
images of burned out motor vehicles discovered in and around the garnock valley, nth ayrshire, scotland.

quonsar at 9:48 pm
your escape from reality
quonsar at 9:31 pm

afghani fighter kites
u.s. air force beware!
quonsar at 2:48 pm
a wizard, a wanderer, a grinning meatloaf
quonsar at 1:21 pm

quonsar at 11:56 am
ultra hal
rixpooter™ at 11:00 am
adding and subtracting
Ryan and Dave are the most unique identical twins you'll ever meet. After tiring of piercing, tattoos, and implants about three years ago, they began exploring much heavier surgical modifications... he and his twin brother have changed themselves in ways far beyond anything anyone else has ever attempted."

quonsar at 3:04 am
i also made a marzipan voodoo effigy of the fonze while I was in coma after smoking some peruvian prayer hash, but who at the end of the day can honestly say they haven't done that?
quonsar at 2:29 am
friday, oct 5, 2001

quonsar at 1:25 pm
christian wicca (.com)
quonsar at 1:19 pm
thursday, oct 4, 2001

boy,11, has magnetic powers, just like grandpa
"I don’t have to concentrate hard, they (the metal objects) just stick on me."
quonsar at 10:59 pm

everybody on the bus
quonsar at 10:06 pm
flossing the purple smurfy eel
quonsar at 8:54 pm
cat turds, road kill and butt stink
quonsar at 8:31 pm
weeping elvis cries tears of blood  

quonsar at 7:59 pm

a man and his rat
quonsar at 7:29 pm
crack whore diet
quonsar at 2:21 pm
hip hop for honkies
quonsar at 10:17 am
the abe vigoda staring contest
quonsar at 10:16 am
the consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with the opposite sex without spitting
quonsar at 10:00 am
exit sign coloration - an analysis of geographical distribution
quonsar at 9:54 am
voyage to the bottom of the sea
i can still hear that sonar ping in my sleep
quonsar at 9:49 am
the oj simpson trial
as told by dr. seuss
"i did not kill my lovely wife.
i did not slash her with a knife.
i did not bonk her on the head.
i did not know that she was dead."

quonsar at 8:27 am
post-natal abortion
safest method of family planning ever devised
"we believe that post-natal abortion should only be applied in cases where the product of conception is 'unviable'. viability generally accompanies the product getting a job, establishing credit, moving away from home..."
quonsar at 12:34 am
wednesday, oct 3, 2001
chiff and fipple (.com)
the poststructural tinwhistle internet community
"No representation is made here that Chiff & Fipple's services are superior to any other legal services or tinwhistle Internet information services. We are not attorneys... Some shrinkage is normal... This fine print is intended to be read and not misused in anyway. Reading of fine print may cause eyestrain... Take a quick trip to the beach or a vacation and your eyes will clear up right away. Chiff & Fipple offers that advice as a service to our readers. We are not professional vacation advisors, nor are we licensed travel agents. Regarding our warning about eyestrain: We are not eye-care professionals, nor do we aspire to be. We do, however, aspire to be veterinary endocrinologists and part-time ballerinas."
quonsar at 11:48 pm

quonsar at 11:00 pm
one year ago this week on blort:
mike the headless wonder chicken  
self indulgence is a beautiful thing.
quonsar at 10:29 pm
never let 'em see your ass sweat
an all new, improved cleft® now with yummy flash goodness!

quonsar at 9:34 pm
wtc horoscope
quonsar at 9:12 pm
what is jetlag, who gets jetlag, countering jetlag with no-jet-lag®
the jet lag watch™ to help beat jet lag
the jet lag eliminator
quonsar at 8:51 pm
in case you ever need a lawyer in tanzania
quonsar at 8:23 pm
baby boomers ripped me off
where are my robots?
quonsar at 4:16 pm
the proven dangers of microwaves
quonsar at 8:29 am
tuesday, oct 2, 2001

quonsar at 10:26 pm
few in washington want to admit it, but these islamic fanatics have baited us into a holy war. and like it or not, we'll have to use their religion against them to win.
quonsar at 9:36 pm
coke machine accidents (.com)
quonsar at 9:09 pm
the ultimate gay and lesbian cars
which cars are the ultimate gay or lesbian cars of all time?
shelldrake at 7:16 pm

we must wage war on heaven
we must engage the force that has attacked us
"On September 11th, 2001, when suicidal non-Christians piloted commercial jetliners into the twin towers of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, they were not acting under their own free will or even that of a distant terroristic mastermind. They were merely pawns in a chessgame being played against America by God Almighty Himself."
quonsar at 6:33 pm
cock flavored soup mix
quonsar at 6:13 pm
osama dance
quonsar at 2:38 pm
explore space not drugs (.com)
quonsar at 8:36 am
monday, oct 1, 2001

where the rubber meets the road
quonsar at 9:53 pm
tastes like chicken (.com)
quonsar at 9:48 pm
feels so good
quonsar at 8:17 pm
matt investment co.
building products for a better 'tomarrow'
quonsar at 8:02 pm

frontier psychiatrist
insane music video! (windows media or realplayer)
quonsar at 7:29 pm
empty tomb (.org)
quonsar at 6:59 pm
adult christianity: for christ's sake
defending the rights of the unborn-again
quonsar at 6:53 pm

quonsar at 6:48 pm
xians among us
quonsar at 6:46 pm
bin laden feels the sting of the java applet
you just know he phears our photoshop skillz too.
quonsar at 6:31 pm
every inch of indian manhood to be measured
and you thought the u.s. census was annoying?
they are going to need a lot of these.
quonsar at 6:12 pm