hello this is god speaking here i am i created the universe
i am cornholio. i need some t.p. for my bunghole
quonsar at 10:48 pm
|images of burned out motor vehicles discovered in and around the garnock valley, nth ayrshire, scotland.|
quonsar at 9:48 pm
Ryan and Dave are the most unique identical twins you'll ever meet. After tiring of piercing, tattoos, and implants about three years ago, they began exploring much heavier surgical modifications... he and his twin brother have changed themselves in ways far beyond anything anyone else has ever attempted."
quonsar at 3:04 am
quonsar at 2:29 am
boy,11, has magnetic powers, just like grandpa
"I don’t have to concentrate hard, they (the metal objects) just stick on me."
quonsar at 10:59 pm
quonsar at 10:00 am
as told by dr. seuss
"i did not kill my lovely wife.
i did not slash her with a knife.
i did not bonk her on the head.
i did not know that she was dead."
quonsar at 8:27 am
safest method of family planning ever devised
"we believe that post-natal abortion should only be applied in cases where the product of conception is 'unviable'. viability generally accompanies the product getting a job, establishing credit, moving away from home..."
quonsar at 12:34 am
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quonsar at 11:48 pm
mike the headless wonder chicken
self indulgence is a beautiful thing.
quonsar at 10:29 pm
|never let 'em see your ass sweat|
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quonsar at 9:34 pm
the jet lag watch™ to help beat jet lag
the jet lag eliminator
quonsar at 8:51 pm
quonsar at 9:36 pm
which cars are the ultimate gay or lesbian cars of all time?
shelldrake at 7:16 pm
we must wage war on heaven
we must engage the force that has attacked us
"On September 11th, 2001, when suicidal non-Christians piloted commercial jetliners into the twin towers of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, they were not acting under their own free will or even that of a distant terroristic mastermind. They were merely pawns in a chessgame being played against America by God Almighty Himself."
quonsar at 6:33 pm
you just know he phears our photoshop skillz too.
quonsar at 6:31 pm