sunday, nov 4, 2001

real life ron pr0n
quonsar at 8:55 pm
invisible library (.com)
"all manner of books unwritten, unread, unpublished, and unfound."
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madamjujujive at 4:25 pm

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the eerie juxtaposition of an image of the owner's family and (hopefully unrelated) text lends a sinister element to this site. oh, and when you're ready to mutilate your little mutant, just log onto boar semen (.com) for the ear-notching tutorial.
madamjujujive at 4:02 pm
valvecaster 1960 dual valve teleknobic preampulator
just one of the many high end audio products brought to you by funk logic.
quonsar at 3:20 pm

covering the war, then and now
quonsar at 12:25 pm
an experiment in inverse and forward kinematics
quonsar at 12:19 pm
mark twain's guitar
quonsar at 11:23 am

more t-shirt hell
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a place for the boney and vomitous
quonsar at 10:59 am
tip the pizza guy (.com)
quonsar at 10:53 am
newton's laws for kids
quonsar at 10:30 am
why a ship floats
quonsar at 10:27 am

damien the evil
quonsar at 4:20 am

microsoft's bill gates and seinfeld's elaine benes will co-host a benefit TERROR DANCE-A-THON to raise money for victims of 9-11. in related news, cnn technology experts said xp will allow users to delete data from their hard drive.

quonsar at 3:15 am
saturday, nov 3, 2001

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quonsar at 9:42 pm
shark attacks linked to bin laden network
conclusive evidence of islamic fundamentalist sharks
quonsar at 9:09 pm
friday, nov 2, 2001
cute porcelain sperm salt and pepper shakers
quonsar at 10:42 pm
are electromagnetic energy levels affecting you?
"Today’s world requires strengthened physical, emotional and mental resilience. Both independent scientific tests and QLink users report that this life-enhancing product increases this resilience and resonance with natural energy states, even when we are faced by massive man-made electro-pollution."
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try before you buy cyber inflatable blow job doll with succulent cyberskin™ lips and mouth
quonsar at 9:11 pm
kathy and the crazy tie guy
presenting the gospel through juggling, art & storytellling
"Please continue to pray for our nation as we heal and as the war on terrorism takes physical form."
so, previously the war on terrorism was in spiritual form?
madamjujujive at 8:53 pm

fetal phone
madamjujujive at 8:25 pm
thursday, nov 1, 2001
frat boy
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quonsar at 11:29 pm
frieda & guido's interactive underwear®
you send it in, they put it on
"if you can spare it, they can wear it"
madamjujujive at 10:38 pm
the square root of -1 (.com)
quonsar at 10:05 pm
quonsar at 9:57 pm
tollyboy original security belts
protecting your assets since 1956
"manufacturers of chastity belts and anti-rape devices, designed to provide a high degree of security and protection for a wide range of applications."
wide range of applications? [shudder]
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quonsar at 6:20 pm
wednesday, oct 31, 2001
christian deer hunters
"A primary objective of the Christian Deer Hunters Association is to reveal and encourage a Biblical World View approach to deer hunting. Some of the things that a Biblical World View will help to stimulate or encourage include:
  • An awareness that deer hunting can be an excellent opportunity for sharing the Gospel of Jesus Christ with other hunters (Mk. 16:15-16)."

    so, does one share the good word before the gutting or after?
    madamjujujive at 11:01 pm

  • quonsar at 8:26 pm
    someone's front yard
    quonsar at 8:19 pm
    i don't understand a word, but it's still pretty damn funny
    quonsar at 7:35 pm
    jag bromsar inte för bäver
    gyproc and norgips
    bävers and gyprocs and norgips! oh my!
    quonsar at 7:04 pm

    quonsar at 6:39 pm
    "So, your partner's expecting, and you're looking forward to the greatest experience of your life, that moment of sweat and joy and singular happiness known as... the Super Bowl. Will the birth of your child interfere with your enjoyment of spectator sports?"

    madamjujujive at 5:48 pm
    tuesday, oct 30, 2001
    cia letter opener for the new millennium
    "This updated version is made from GV6H, the high-tech composite from Switzerland made with 60% glass fibers. This completely non-metallic letter opener provides superior plunging power as well as a hard edge. The scalloped serrated edge on one side gives additional opening power on fiberous materials."
    quonsar at 11:28 pm
    tHIs is homepate POO PETER
    quonsar at 10:25 pm

    no, seriously, this is kind of weird and perverted.
    quonsar at 9:31 pm
    got cunt?
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    the lameness of life through the eyes of advertisers
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    the work nickname generator
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    terror code
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    xxx barbie
    not work safe
    quonsar at 4:13 pm
    poor judgement in halloween attire
    quonsar at 4:01 pm
    osama bin laden the queer
    quonsar at 3:53 pm

    AnD n()w A wErD FrUm d4 Pr3zId3nt
    quonsar at 3:34 pm
    masturbation list (.com)
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    itchdoctors itching fetishist emporium
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    vampire fart nose (.com)
    quonsar at 2:50 pm
    tighten it up, bungee d00d!
    quonsar at 2:48 pm
    hepped up on goofballs
    a guide to drug use in springfield.
    quonsar at 2:42 pm

    2001 maine potato queen pageant
    regarding the maid of cotton link, julie wrote: "that was then. this is now. another in a long series of dubious distinctions."
    and they apparently believe in training 'em up young.
    quonsar at 12:06 am
    monday, oct 29, 2001

    maid of cotton
    "De Lois Faulkner (center), of Sallisaw, Oklahoma, reacts with delight as she is named the 1955 Maid of Cotton in Memphis, Tennessee."
    quonsar at 10:30 pm
    iowa state university's tasty insect recipes
    quonsar at 10:23 pm
    a lunchbox full of cockroaches
    quonsar at 10:21 pm

    the zodiac batman connection
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    quonsar at 9:49 pm
    hoist 'im up, laddies
    quonsar at 9:40 pm
    and the afghan said unto them, fear not: for, behold, i bring you squeaky toys, bones, and some tasty alpo (lassie 2:10)
    quonsar at 8:56 pm

    it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown!
    quonsar at 8:44 pm
    gay lego porn
    quonsar at 8:39 pm
    osama bin laden's home page
    "some call me The world's most wanted man. Others refer to me as jackass, piece of shit, scumbag or simply lardman. But personally, I prefer my real name: Osama Bin Laden. Here on my personal homepage, you will find articles from me & my Al Quaida-friends, pictures and everything you ever wanted to know about fashion. And best of all - it's all free!
    quonsar at 8:24 pm

    shelldrake at 6:29 pm
    mummification sm for your pet
    remember the time...
    "Once, there was a time when ancients, believing in the promise of another tomorrow, mummified their pets and animals at their natural passing. Cherished by their families, these pets were mummified so that together they could continue on to their next life. Those people of long ago realized then, just as we do today, that there is a quality about some animals that makes them human, that makes them divine."
    shelldrake at 6:14 pm