sunday, nov 18, 2001
uncovered: books cancelled in the wake of 9/11
"We know about movies like "Collateral Damage," that were scheduled for release but were pulled because of 9/11, causing major headaches for studios. But what about all the books that were written before 9/11 and then had to be scrapped?"
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laid off: a day in the life
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how to use japanese style toilet
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mother teresa's fine foods catering
that doesn't look like anything i've ever eaten. well, before i ate it, that is...
madamjujujive at 10:32 am
ear candling my ass!
ass candling my ear!
madamjujujive at 10:25 am
chicks, bitches, and totally nutcases: a photographic gallery of women I have known biblically and otherwise.
quonsar at 10:21 am

sure, it's all fun and games... until someone loses a major metropolitan city
madamjujujive at 10:04 am

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he can't do shit to you, man
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she's a little bit country
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why settle for less?
"We use the highest quality acrylic plastic, industrial vacuum pumps and laboratory grade fittings to bring you the most effective and durable products."
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saturday, nov 17, 2001

quonsar at 10:43 pm
fatal duodenocaval fistula caused by peptic ulcer
america declares war on peptic ulcerism
"Transthoracic echocardiogram revealed findings consistent with 0.8 cm vegetation on the aortic valve. Transesophageal echocardiogram confirmed these findings."
[voice of homer simpson]: mmmmm. aortic vegetation...
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quonsar at 9:27 pm
the official ramen homepage
shelldrake at 8:53 pm
a tube type chastity device i made in about ten minutes for two dollars and the help of a dremel tool
j. mimpton cleeb III at 8:51 pm
how to make an ashtray from a CD-ROM
"WARNING: Do not use CD-ROMs to make ashtrays if you may still need the disk to store computer data or multimedia files."
madamjujujive at 8:06 pm
pong run amuck
madamjujujive at 8:03 pm
what's worse: humanely killing one domesticated cow to get 300 pounds of meat, or brutally murdering thousands of innocent, wild insects for one stinking tomato?
"all we are saying, is give meat a chance"
madamjujujive at 7:15 pm

if you have a website, you'll have seen this a similar spam
quonsar at 7:03 pm
mr. patel
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meat for barter
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the complete idiot's guide to getting a hummer stuck
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do you have any idea how hard it is to type with hooves?
quonsar at 1:06 pm
i ride naked in a giant clamshell with a pitchfork and my whales have teeth. hire me.
quonsar at 12:34 pm
thursday, nov 15, 2001

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blank blank calendar
melvik of remlar at 11:20 pm
that fresh feeling for your computer
madamjujujive at 11:01 pm
scott's kewl home page featuring scott's kewl web cam and scott's kewl web cam archive.
"Thanks for surfing on in! I think that's KEWL! I am 36, This is my place on the KEWL net where no one can hurt me and make me feel small! Want to know more about me? KEWL!"
madamjujujive at 10:57 pm
the jewish arab youth circus is opening a new year of activities.
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mats erikssons official homepage
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chicken a la mode
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man boobs
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barry potter and the stoned philosopher
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canadian world domination
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wednesday, nov 14, 2001

quonsar at 11:49 pm
sprayen verboten!
quonsar at 11:33 pm
street mattress (.com)
sh!ts real on da streets
"You know you want to do it. You have all the tools at your ability to get off your butt and take a picture of the mattress you've been walkin by for the last couple of days."
madamjujujive at 11:11 pm

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disney tattoo guy (.com)
madamjujujive at 10:39 pm
tattoo you™ studio
madamjujujive at 10:16 pm
major losers
buffus at 10:10 pm

pot noodle (.com)
yoko ono meets cup-o-soup.
madamjujujive at 9:41 pm
suddenly everything sucks
quonsar at 8:24 pm
stephen hawking pro wheelchair 2
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shrink wrapped sweet potato
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life in the fat lane
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teletubby death
quonsar at 7:05 pm
tuesday, nov 13, 2001
welcome to afghan songs (.com)
powered by afghan sites (.com)
designed by afghan vision (.com)
quonsar at 11:30 pm
i lub u so mush d00d letz b frenz fureverrr
quonsar at 11:10 pm
in tribute to the men and women of the u.s. fish and wildlife service who died protecting america's natural resources.

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use this handy guide to discern differences between terrorists and the u.s. government
shelldrake at 9:27 pm
how to build a head for your robot
quonsar at 8:20 pm

dr. josef mengele action figure
quonsar at 8:14 pm

hedda pluck gobbler
there's something rather disturbing about this tarted-up turkey serving her kin on a platter.
madamjujujive at 6:46 pm
oh for christ's sake.
madamjujujive at 6:41 pm
knotty boy (.com)
madamjujujive at 6:37 pm

please don't eat the replica
madamjujujive at 6:26 pm
plastique unique - plastic and PVC rainwear
madamjujujive at 6:15 pm
deze pagina is nog al groot het laden duurt 276 seconden met een 28K8 modem
quonsar at 6:07 pm
this is the longest silliest most ridiculous internet address in the world (.com)
quonsar at 8:27 am
monday, nov 12, 2001
prevent alien abduction with homemade thought screen helmet
blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans
Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them. Since January 2000 aliens have not taken any abductees while they were wearing thought screen helmets using Velostat shielding."
quonsar at 10:25 pm
errol flynn drowns vincent price
quonsar at 10:10 pm
1964: the nearly simultaneous appearance of the beatles and oral contraception inaugurates the sexual revolution
quonsar at 10:01 pm
random comic generator
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pin laden
madamjujujive at 6:37 pm
gallery of christian naturism
hot pix of naked jesus freaks.
"is it a sin to be nude?"
madamjujujive at 6:31 pm

name that candy bar
madamjujujive at 6:27 pm
giant of the day
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turd twister (.com)
'heaps' of fun
"Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the disc, hold it tenderly with your sphincter, and let nature take its course. No longer do you have to be content with boring turds, created solely through biological means. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!"
quonsar at 5:55 pm
have some consideration for the poor janitor
quonsar at 5:42 pm

it's not just dogtags, it's godtags
"take the word into battle with godtags".
quonsar at 5:27 pm

mocked by man.
quonsar at 5:03 pm

the chicken gun
quonsar at 4:01 pm
you bark every time there’s a knock at the door, you atavistic, toe jam chomping, gerbil victimizing, seditious suckling of an exotic pet store escapee.
quonsar at 1:08 pm
pet splendor (.com)
"When my beloved Oatie-Mae passed away, I chose cremation because I wanted her with me forever. I selected an antique chocolate pot for my sweetie which allowed me to wrap her sealed ashes in a piece of her blankie and safely ensconce her in her new resting-place on my dresser."
melvik of remlar at 1:58 am