sunday, jan 13, 2002
home for abused apostrophes
"The Home for Abused Apostrophes in Truro is a haven for little punctuation marks which have been cruelly misused by greengrocers and other uncaring notice-writers. Here they may be cosseted and coddled by a punctuation-enthusiast; allowed to mix with other survivors of apostrophe-abuse; perhaps one day returned to the community to do useful work in contracted words or to show ownership."
quonsar at 9:14 pm
i forgot how many boners i had in my lunch box but i know i had 5 boners in my thermos yesterday
quonsar at 8:52 pm
bet he can't get laid, either.
quonsar at 8:33 pm

interactive bible
the windows 3.1 of online bibles
madamjujujive at 8:15 pm
fashion room
madamjujujive at 8:10 pm
shipley swine genetics
Quality Semen For Sale Everyday
"We have put together a very select set of boars that will generate leanness and muscle, productivity and growth in a long functional package."
be sure and visit the semen superstore contest to win a semen certificate ($150 value)
madamjujujive at 7:38 pm

madamjujujive at 7:17 pm
the church of prometheus
"Prometheans coming together to breed a new human species with a higher intellect and love of one's people. A communion of intellect and beauty for the simple reason that it can be done."
madamjujujive at 7:04 pm
kate moss history of vomitorium crockery
"Hello. My name is Kate Moss. You may know me as a model. But there's another side of me. Yes - I'm an avid collector and champion of ancient vomitorium crockery. I love it so. Something tells me you will too."
madamjujujive at 7:02 pm
dirty proverbs
taylorsmommy at 6:50 pm
i give birth tonight to a toy ernie & bert doll
"Im a bottom guy 36 in the Tenderloin who enjoys placing objects inside of me and giving birth to them later in the evening. this evening at 11 30 pm I will be giving birth to a toy ernie and bert doll..Come watch..."
hey, sorry i can't make it. but we'll do lunch some time, ok?
quonsar at 6:35 pm
hindu monkey faced god reincarnates
"Thousands of people across India are flocking to Hindu temples to see a Muslim baby -- born with what appears to be a tail -- who is said to resemble the monkey-faced god Hanuman."
quonsar at 6:34 pm

bilz y pap
quonsar at 6:19 pm
no stems no seeds that you don't need...
quonsar at 6:14 pm
this month i went over the bandwidth limit and are forced to pay $70. my host, has been a pain lately.
quonsar at 6:03 pm

quonsar at 5:57 pm
crab jumpers
quonsar at 5:49 pm

quonsar at 11:48 am
my gay fucking website
"Welcome to My Gay Fucking Web Site! I, Princess Autism, will guide you through a mystical land of wonder and imagination."
not a website of gay fucking. just a gay fucking website. and six thousand years of gay fucking bread.
quonsar at 11:35 am
guizer jarl - thorbjorn of wast burrafirt
"Papa proved to be a somewhat difficult place to govern, for the odallers there made free with the law, and in the absence of their overlord, neglected their work on his farm and frequently made merry. Yet whenever he was in residence they were fawning and subservient enough to his face."
quonsar at 11:10 am
amidst the din, craig rethinks his "this will get me laid for sure" plan
quonsar at 10:18 am

bernadette and the ground meat
quonsar at 9:39 am
the history of the shuar
"the shuar first came to worldwide attention in the late 19th century for their custom of head hunting and shrinking heads to the size of an orange."
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aplasia cutis congenita
quonsar at 8:55 am

screaming boy doll head with fly on face
quonsar at 8:44 am
saturday, jan 12, 2002

pets overnight (.com)
quonsar at 8:20 am

madamjujujive at 12:36 am
disgusting ashtray mousepad and coaster
madamjujujive at 12:14 am
friday, jan 11, 2002

madamjujujive at 9:50 pm
the hiccup page
jeff goebel's world famous hiccup cure
real hiccup sightings
the adult hiccup lovers club
madamjujujive at 9:21 pm

the aberdeen bestiary
quonsar at 8:56 pm
get a good look but try not to throw up i just had the carpets cleaned
quonsar at 7:21 pm
thursday, jan 10, 2002

madamjujujive at 9:22 pm

harder, better, faster, stronger
madamjujujive at 9:12 pm

madamjujujive at 8:52 pm
wednesday, jan 9, 2002

i'm am happy to be on the interweb
hello hello hello hello...
quonsar at 6:10 pm
we will kill you
quonsar at 6:05 pm
tuesday, jan 8, 2002

ain't nuthin but a khai thang
madamjujujive at 9:28 pm
orangutan popcorn fishwife
quonsar at 9:22 pm