the semiotics of smoking
"An ostentatious panache can sometimes mask the grief caused by a wife's philanderings but this fellow's multiple cigarette usage coupled with an awkwardly affected smoking technique speak volumes about inadequacies in the trouser department."
madamjujujive at 7:10 pm
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madamjujujive at 3:24 pm
quonsar at 8:40 am
"Do you like a man in uniform? Do you like watching hard-bodied men? Do you like your men hard, horny, and green? Do you have what it takes to enter the battlefield and the barracks? Select your coordinates, soldier."
quonsar at 7:11 am
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quonsar at 3:57 am
"Between this behavior and eating their own feces, it seems that dogs have cornered the market on disgusting behavior."
bad dog, shelldrake at 6:19 pm
uncle henry's handmade pretzels
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quonsar at 8:01 pm