sunday, jan 20, 2002
sergeant smellfoot
quonsar at 11:03 pm

quonsar at 7:53 pm
the impotent or cuckold
the semiotics of smoking
"An ostentatious panache can sometimes mask the grief caused by a wife's philanderings but this fellow's multiple cigarette usage coupled with an awkwardly affected smoking technique speak volumes about inadequacies in the trouser department."
madamjujujive at 7:10 pm

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quonsar at 5:27 pm
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quonsar at 5:10 pm
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madamjujujive at 3:37 pm
butterfly events
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madamjujujive at 3:24 pm
we scorn and pity you
"Just kidding. We don't pity you."
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quonsar at 9:20 am
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quonsar at 8:40 am
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quonsar at 5:47 am
find jesus now
quonsar at 4:28 am
u.s. gets funkified
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quonsar at 4:13 am
he's making a list.
he's checking it twice.
quonsar at 4:02 am
you are bidding on a wonderful piece of cardboard that is almost square.
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quonsar at 3:57 am
thursday, jan 17, 2002
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quonsar at 8:24 pm
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quonsar at 6:57 pm
wednesday, jan 16, 2002

in war the first casualty is innocence
quonsar at 9:05 pm

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tuesday, jan 15, 2002

quonsar at 8:33 pm
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quonsar at 7:38 pm
dyke knitting circle
quonsar at 7:33 pm
leg humping
"Between this behavior and eating their own feces, it seems that dogs have cornered the market on disgusting behavior."
bad dog, shelldrake at 6:19 pm
monday, jan 14, 2002
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quonsar at 9:38 pm

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madamjujujive at 9:28 pm

well i never
quonsar at 9:17 pm

models with braces
madamjujujive at 8:56 pm
dylan lyrics improved with the word underpants
madamjujujive at 8:39 pm

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quonsar at 8:22 pm
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quonsar at 8:15 pm

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quonsar at 7:34 pm