
the semiotics of smoking
"An ostentatious panache can sometimes mask the grief caused by a wife's philanderings but this fellow's multiple cigarette usage coupled with an awkwardly affected smoking technique speak volumes about inadequacies in the trouser department."
madamjujujive at 7:10 pm

"Your live butterflies are air expressed to you overnight, to arrive the day before the wedding. Our butterflies are delivered in specially tailored wedding packages designed to meet your individual needs. The natural dark and cool condition keeps the butterflies in a comfortable resting state until the day of release. The butterflies come to you fed and content, so they require no special attention."
madamjujujive at 3:24 pm
hamsters, with their bulging cheeks, their cute little stare and their habit of pooing in the same part of their cage and getting their fur covered in their own defecation, well, they can be a real tasty treat.
quonsar at 8:40 am
quonsar at 8:40 am

"Do you like a man in uniform? Do you like watching hard-bodied men? Do you like your men hard, horny, and green? Do you have what it takes to enter the battlefield and the barracks? Select your coordinates, soldier."
quonsar at 7:11 am

"The cardboard is in almost new condition, with a slight bend on one corner. The cardboard is single fluted with a burst strength of 175 lbs per square inch. This is high quality cardboard. Please do not bid if you don't want the Almost Square Piece of Cardboard, because many people do."
quonsar at 3:57 am
leg humping
"Between this behavior and eating their own feces, it seems that dogs have cornered the market on disgusting behavior."
bad dog, shelldrake at 6:19 pm
"Between this behavior and eating their own feces, it seems that dogs have cornered the market on disgusting behavior."
bad dog, shelldrake at 6:19 pm

uncle henry's handmade pretzels
support our president's anti-terror initiative! be a real usa patriot! order a dozen tins and have them delivered to the white house today!
quonsar at 8:01 pm
flaming eyeball antenna ball
"Made from space age plastics. Blue iris with bloodshot white eyeball and simulated vinyl flames attached. A must have for the serious hot rodder."
quonsar at 7:34 pm
"Made from space age plastics. Blue iris with bloodshot white eyeball and simulated vinyl flames attached. A must have for the serious hot rodder."
quonsar at 7:34 pm