hippy cannibal zombie chicks on non-hymen tearing bikes
quonsar at 6:47 pm
The World's First Spatula-Free Pancake Maker
"Flip Picture-Perfect Pancakes Every Time... no more Spatula Needed! Double-sided non-stick surface is so slippery - make fluffy, delicious, healthier golden-brown pancakes without added fat!"
quonsar at 3:37 pm
warning: alta vista 'translation' follows:
"It is not the vegetable juice. As for the water salad, the fruit salad which is drunk. Where the fruit and the vegetable enter you can drink, the water type beverage is. The fruit salad which is drunk is. The natural material of 11 types (the fruit juice * vegetable juice) with, taking too much vegetable insufficiency * calorie and the like the dietary life where the person of 20 - 30 generations is disordered is supported tastily."
madamjujujive at 3:28 pm
"Need a zero-volume bottle? Searching for a one-sided surface? Want the ultimate in non-orientability? At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions."
a single-sided, nonorientable, wool manifold
"Pop an Acme Klein Bottle on your head! A perfect gift for anyone with a zero-volume head. An important accessory to the one-sided mind. An essential headwarmer for your non-orientable friends who are temporarily immersed in our 3-dimensions."
quonsar at 1:29 pm
"This is a frontal shot of my chest with my strech marks."
quonsar at 12:09 pm
let's play doctor!
"IT WORKS! Suzie and Billy Conroy of Cedar Rapids, MI played their way to full AMA accreditation and a lucrative practice in arthroplastic surgery!"
quonsar at 11:49 am
"Recently, the 66 books of the Bible were fed into a non-biased, objective system computer at a top-secret governmental research facility. The computer recommended that a new religion be created... a religion that rejected outdated dogma and complicated liturgy, replacing these harmful and inefficient elements with a more functional and convenient religious ritual.This is McChurch!"
limited time special bonus links! [only at participating mcchurch's] meet mcgod almighty! and mcsponsor a donkey!
madamjujujive at 11:32 am
"Blessings' Nun Doll Collection is exquisitely detailed, historically accurate and authentically reproduced. From the elegant simplicity of their habits and their beautiful accessories, right down to the tips of their long, delicate and graceful fingers, these Nun Dolls are painstakingly and perfectly crafted."
madamjujujive at 11:07 am
"I wasn't prepared to lose my child like this, through menstruation. How could it be happening to me? I simply could not believe that after all my hoping and praying, my child, still only an egg, was taken from me."
quonsar at 6:40 am
"as he prepares to slice off his own penis and flush it down the toilet January 30, 2002. "It is written in Bible that if a part of your body distances you from God, and makes you commit a sin, you should cut it off," Cheney told reporters."
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quonsar at 11:20 pm
"Relive the death of Christ! Fun for all! (Doesn't include Cross)"
quonsar at 10:19 pm
"The future of the Aryan race depends on our ability to bear and raise healthy, strong children. M.O.T.M. is an uncompromisingly positive resource for white women. It's goals are to unify and educate racially aware women."
bzzzt. nazi bitches.
sieg heil! madamjujujive at 9:45 pm
"You can't beat this simple recipe. Even single guys can make a hit at the next church pot-luck."
madamjujujive at 9:27 pm
"In defiance of countless FCC regulations, zoning ordinances, and common sense in general, I constructed this unusually-large Tesla coil in October 1988 for the Britannia Manor Halloween extravaganza in Austin, Texas. Capable of delivering violent, writhing discharges of artificial lightning at levels well over one million volts, the Tesla coil saw extensive spook-house duty in 1988, 1990, 1991, 1992, and 1994."
quonsar at 9:48 pm
"Karen Greenlee is a necrophiliac. Five years ago she made national headlines when she drove off in a hearse and wasn't heard from for two days. Instead of delivering the body to the cemetery she decided to spend some time alone with the corpse."
quonsar at 9:18 pm
"Here is the prayer that we prayed on August 24, 1997, and the specific details about the car that we asked God for. I wrote it down just so I could marvel at how God would answer this prayer. Below the details of the car are the scriptures from the Bible that we based our prayer upon."
madamjujujive at 9:16 pm
"From the exuberant Art Deco disintegrator pistols of the 1930s, to the streamlined and futuristic tin litho sparkers of the 50s and the darkly post-apocalyptic nitro blasters of today, toy ray guns express and represent our dreams, fears and fantasies."
madamjujujive at 11:07 pm