bill gates i hatten i stockholm i dag
"The technical university (KTH) of Stockholm Sweden last week regratefully gave an 'doctor honoris causa´ to the in person present Bill Gates. Probably the board is influenced by the Ericson Company that are wishing/planning intimate future cooperations with Microsoft."
or something like that.
lars.narbo at 9:06 pm
"Sending a dead fish is a great way to hook your prey. Revenge, in this case, is not sweet but, scaly and sour!"
madamjujujive at 8:30 pm
"Positioning himself for a comeback, former teen heart-throb and TV rock star turned speed-metal-thrash guitarist David Cassidy hopes his latest effort will win him the acclaim he has long sought as a serious musician."
quonsar at 7:42 pm
"The World's Largest Catsup Bottle stands proudly next to Route 159, just south of downtown Collinsville, Illinois. This unique 170 ft. tall water tower was built in 1949... In 1995, due to the efforts of the Catsup Bottle Preservation Group, this landmark roadside attraction was saved from demolition and beautifully restored to its original appearance."
quonsar at 4:44 am
"Which Mighty Midol are you? Marissa the Cramp Killer, Mimi the Water Retention Warrior or Maya, PMS Predator? Take the quiz and find out! Let's go girls! Battle the bloats, fight off fatigue and kick cramp butt! Monsteruation doesn't stand a chance."
quonsar at 5:28 am
"Meet Bob the Root, one of today's great veggie porn stars. Even though he's all bumpy and knotty doesn't mean this brother can't pump the shit out of a piece of cauliflower!"
madamjujujive at 9:25 pm
"Lolita was found living inside the rib cage of a deceased cow. Jube has a more somber story than most... His previous owner tried to kill Jube by bashing in his skull."
quonsar at 7:22 pm
Matured for some months in the garage. Completely unused. Wiltshire horse dung at its best!"
quonsar at 7:08 pm
Herbal Science Breakthrough
"by simply taking 2 Longitude capsules every day... it will make your penis grow in both length and thickness by a whopping 26%."
rixport at 11:41 pm
bush administration announces faith based spay/neuter program
"Vice President Dick Cheney holds a knife as he and President George W. Bush prepare to inaugurate a new faith-based pet population control initiative yesterday, February 4, 2002."
another quality ju-quons-0-jive production at 10:33 pm
quonsar at 10:49 pm
"I played on the worldwide intranet and i played team fortune classic and sat in my own base killing all these guys who were the same color as me coz in team fortune classice you haff to kille all the peeple whoo are the sane colour as joo. These are my sexy parents - just too sexy (Yes, they're both white and I'm black - that doesn't mean my mum cheated on my dad)"
quonsar at 1:49 pm