jaysus - an expression of disbelief or despair.
"Jaysus! Didya see that?"
"Jaysus woman! Will ya leave me be?"
for the fecking banjaxed gobshite in you.
madamjujujive at 11:11 pm
the girdle zone
"An exploration of the social and erotic significance of a controversial garment."
madamjujujive at 11:51 pm
"Squirrel Theology is derived directly from absolute truth via the fluff, which is made available to all living beings (except Human Beings) by The Great Squirrel."
quonsar at 11:47 pm
"Mister Penis Ice Mold stands alone! Fill him up with cranberry juice and freeze overnight. Float him in the punch bowl along with the penis shaped ice cubes. Or get creative. Fill the mold with cranberries floating in club soda. Freeze and float him in the punch bowl."
madamjujujive at 11:40 pm
"I am seeking a position that will utilize many years experience taking the blame for things that don't go as planned."
madamjujujive at 11:03 pm
"We are competent collaborator in the construction of crematory. We are a competent collaborator in the construction of resistance to the fire. We are a competent collaborator in the construction of Special Ovens. Our execution embraces: Planning Projection Realization Maintenance."
quonsar at 10:04 pm
this website may not be appropriate viewing material for minors of the planet earth as it contains images of bipedal robots simulating sexual acts.
"Snogging is a basic sensual act for couples common across the galaxy in sentients. AT-ST units tackle each others tonsils via the fuel-intake pipe located under the hood of their front turret. Additional stimulation is also achieved by the reciprocal rubbing and stroking of turrets."
madamjujujive at 11:33 pm
"We would like to applaud you pagans for coming here to read this guide and to make an effort to live a cleaner healthy style. We understand that we may not be able to convert you to Christianity, but we may be able to make your presence more tolerable."
madamjujujive at 10:22 pm
"I have developed a very simple little device that works wonders to create the appearance of cleavage. It uses two hand cut pieces of leather and attaches with surgical glue."
clearly the low budget approach, but hey - the alternative is $429 a pair without nipples!
quonsar at 9:50 pm
"When sprayed orally or nasally into the throat, it adjusts the thickness and flow of the mucus in the sinuses and the passageways of the nose and throat. Introduction of this solution helps mend the discomfort of a dry, sore, scratchy throat and the annoyance of a hoarse tired voice..."
quonsar at 10:25 pm
no reasonable offer refused on any of our llamas - all must go!
it's a super llama blowout!!! come on down to casta lata llamas, we've got a deal for you!
shelldrake at 11:02 pm
"We've all heard tales about that magical, mystical place we can ascend to in our sleepy dreams, our trance-like long downhill coasts, our alcohol-induced hazes. That place is bicycle heaven. It is there that Bicycle Jesus is Lord."
quonsar at 8:16 pm
"After the electric iron, the vacuum cleaner was the most popular electric appliance in the home from 1920 to 1960... The electric vacuum cleaner embodied three popular obsessions: the desire for household cleanliness (a reaction to the phobia about the bacteria in dust), the concept of 'labour saving' and domestic efficiency (in the light of the reduced availability of servants after 1918) and the status symbol of owning a 'new-fangled' electric machine."
quonsar at 7:51 pm
"The people at Biore did and thus invented the Biore Strip. The commercials on television had the models looking in disgust at whatever crud the strip pulled from their pores. I wouldn't take the word of a commercial; I had to see for myself. Take a journey into the filthy, dirt encrusted pores of my nose at 10, 60, and 200 times magnification..."
quonsar at 7:29 pm
"On 1st December 1997 I was a normal male with average muscular chest. About noon my nipples and underlying breasts started to itch internally, not a surface itch that you can have a good scratch at. My nipples started expanding and in a couple of days I noticed my breasts seemed larger. By 23rd Dec I was in a lot of pain from my nipples, now about the size of a nursing mother, rubbing on my shirt and an aching feeling in my now much larger breasts."
madamjujujive at 6:55 pm