we were expecting something... well, softer.
madamjujujive at 9:40 pm
the wilson rainway experience
"i am only a vessel of thought... my words are divine like the one who gave me them" - wilson rainway
madamjujujive at 9:33 pm
celebrity female impersonator
"Ginger Snaps has entertained thousands of people... at some of the world's most exciting nightclubs. In addition to being known as one of the best Cher impersonators, Ginger performs a variety of characters male or female."
ginger does celine dion, cleopatra and jesus too.
madamjujujive at 9:16 pm
"The Voynich Manuscript is a medevil manuscript, which came to light around 1920 in Italy. It is in no regocnized language and contains many strange illustrations."
quonsar at 8:28 pm
"Defunct Amusement Parks was created to consolidate as much information about defunct amusement parks and rides as possible. We wanted to provide information on parks that are gone. There are books about parks that have gone out of business but there is little general information or any list of defunct parks & rides anywhere. Hopefully this will be the start."
ah, the great american entrepreneur. perceiving a need and filling it.
quonsar at 6:58 pm
"The obvious first step in creating cleavage is complete elimination of chest hair. Again my recommendation is a blade rather than an electric razor... When you are finished shaving apply ice cold water to the area shaved."
madamjujujive at 11:31 am
"My name is Hitoshi. I live Tokyo capital city on Japan. I liek play amercican sport baseball i play at weekend... Yo I am cool dude man."
yeah, but do you have cleavage?
madamjujujive at 11:15 am
"ITEM# 8-SUPER: The Super spanking paddle set. This set has one each of Oak, Walnut, and Cherry Hairbrush styles. Along with the Ping Pong, Pro, Lollypop, Classic oak and Classic oak with holes."
madam ouchyjive at 11:01 am
"It's called a "honeymooner's nose". Have you ever came in from being out in very cold weather for a long time? Perhaps your nose is solid, that's because the cool air gives it an erection. Try rubbing it when it's like this."
quonsar at 10:53 am
"Several years ago musical groups such as the Beatles presented to society a hair style that was new to our generation. Soon long-haired young men began to appear on our streets. The hippie movement adopted this hair style, as did the Jesus freaks and other religious cults."
madamjujujive at 10:49 am
or: "let's use this boat to haul it up..."
quonsar at 9:58 am
amazing irish language translations
beans and nachos make my ass numb?
madamjujujive at 8:52 am
"join worm man's worm farm affiliate program!"
hmmm. i am getting a little tired of making big money stuffing envelopes at home...
quonsar at 8:07 am
"A Los Angeles artist realized that if you put a small picture of Italy on Dick Cheney's forehead, he spookily resembles Mikhail Gorbachev. The Vice President has been kept blissfully unaware about this. And he's still alive."
quonsar at 3:18 am
and everything else cable ties. cable tie pictures. cable tie sounds. cable tie translations. and the cable tie cam. truly the spatula city of cable tie sites.
quonsar at 2:36 am
"The Flute: truly Irish Traditional Music's most disgusting instrument."
madamjujujive at 1:13 am
"I'm a Car Crash Fantasizer. That's somewhat rare for a female, but I had all the preliminary signs as a young adult. I caught Ken and Barbie on fire as a kid, streaking Mom's red nail polish across their faces and arms. I'd then sit them in a pink plastic corvette that I heated in an oven then crushed the front end into the seats."
quonsar at 12:50 am
"learn how to make your own matchstick rockets, and you too can experience the pride and excitement of watching one lift off amidst a thunderous plume of smoke to go soaring off into the wild blue yonder!"
madam triple-j at 12:34 am
see my girlfriend cook my sock
"My Girlfriend really loves cooking socks."
quonsar at 2:25 pm
"The one place on the Web for all your questions about Feng Shui: the ancient Chinese art related to the law and order of the universe and the power of nature."
quonsar at 2:23 pm
"You haven't lived until you've heard Grillo perform "Amazing Grace" by blowing into a makeshift bagpipe constructed from a sheep's bladder. Grillo The Clown drools and babbles incoherently while wearing a space helmet made of a cereal box on his head and squirting whipped cream everywhere. You need this."
madamjujujive at 12:08 am
"Pee panties are an extra $5. I don't do poo panties, sex panties or period panties. Sorry."
no need to apologize. really.
quonsar at 10:15 pm
"It all began when me, Hector Young (that's me wi' the holy tattie) was chopping tatties fur ma dinner one day, when, much tae ma surprise, I discovered whit appeared tae be a face inside. The face o' Jesus o' Nazareth. I wis fair shocked. It's no' every day ye find the face o' wir Lord an' Saviour in yer dinner. No' roond here, onyway.
madamjujujive at 8:10 pm
winston personal page
In Los Angeles. Also serving San Francisco
"Hi! My name is Winston, an escort in L.A. for all occasions. I am educated, healthy, handsome (said my clients), 5'10", 155#, well hung, hard uncut thick (nice dick, said my clients), in my 30's, well-defined smooth solid body, big breast, slim waist, nice butt, great legs... I'm hot! Better looking in person."
quonsar at 11:28 pm
chna-long part plant, engages in producing all kinds of precise plunger.
"The speciality of China Lu Tong parts plant are all kinds of China-LuTong branded hydraulic head of VE distributor pump(HEAD & ROTOR VE )."
quonsar at 10:29 pm
"TOY BOXX will help you get it up and keep it up!!"
quonsar at 10:09 pm