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quonsar at 6:13 pm
killing a chicken
"They never could explain for us what Maria was looking for."
madamjujujive at 11:08 pm
the fatal consequences of masturbation
"His entire body is covered with pustules; he is a horrible sight!"
madamjujujive at 10:49 pm
"There are various names given to the unnatural and degrading vice of producing venereal excitement by the hand, or other means, generally resulting in a discharge of semen in the male and a corresponding emission in the female. Unfortunately, it is a vice by no means uncommon among the youth of both sexes, and it frequently continued into the riper years."
manualjujujive at 10:42 pm
"In 1914 Ambrose Rice had come up with the revolutionary concept of reclaiming spilled molten steel from the factory floor to make wire coathangers. The outbreak of the First World War had halted production, and afterwards Rice was unable to find a factory willing to continue with the project. He died in 1940, a broken and embittered man."
madamjujujive at 10:35 pm
"Zorb is big, it's fat, it's round and bouncy, you jump inside it, it rolls, you roll too..."
shelldrake at 10:10 pm
"it feels very odd. body hair isn't used to 120 mph of wind. also, you know how your face can flap around in freefall? well, picture your whole body doing that."
quonsar at 9:48 pm
operation mandatory patriotic tattoo
Skilled Federal Tattoo Technicians have established kiosks at bankrupt K-Mart stores in YOUR area.
"Bristol, Vermont native Cletus Dickey is the first American to prove his love of country by receiving the new GPS-enabled mandatory barcode tattoo. Go, USA!"
quonsar at 9:20 pm
Kellogg, Graham and the Crusade for Moral Fiber
"Treatments for Self-Abuse and its Effects: A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision...The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind...In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. -- Dr. John Harvey Kellogg"
madamjujujive at 8:35 pm
retro rockabilly and swing clothing
"Hello Kittens! Welcome to "Stop Staring!" Here you will find the coolest clothing, inspired by the glamour icons of the 1940's & 50's"
madamjujujive at 8:21 pm
my bunnies (.com)
"I would like to introduce you to all of my sweet and wonderful house bunnies. I have 25 of them and they each have a web page of their own."
quonsar at 6:31 pm
"Old Ronny Reagan's Memory Game is made possible by a generous grant from the Republican National Committee."
quonsar at 6:07 pm
"I am a Cairn Terrier and I live in Lyons, Illinois. This is a picture of me in the yard enjoying a sunny day. I LOVE to spend time outside! I am so lucky to have a Dad who likes to take pictures of me. I just love to have my picture taken. I have heard people call me a "ham" but I don't understand why... it is perfectly clear that I am a dog."
quonsar at 6:01 pm
"Field-expedient latrines used in previous deployments are no longer suitable or acceptable for all situations in which U.S. forces may operate. Therefore, the Army has defined a series of new operational requirements for latrine support across the entire spectrum of military operations."
quonsar at 10:03 pm
"The story of a woman torn between our world and theirs...a world of light and dark...of trust and betrayal...A twisted tale of desire where lust journeys down a forbidden path...set against a gothic horror too incredible to believe!"
shelldrake of lesbos at 9:16 pm
"Large volume of dyeing cone or cheese can be extracted at once. Without changing any type of cone or cheese, higher rate of extraction can be obtained. Since the size of cone or cheese is manufactured to fit the present use, it is very easy to use. Since it was designed to maintain the required extract rate adjusting the number of rotation according to the change of cone type and extract rate, it is most convenient for use. We solved the problems with foreign or local new products which are being used in the country, and now it is our pride to show you almost perfect extract rate."
madamconecheesejive at 8:51 pm
"Thanks to Crazy Aaron, my life has changed. Before I bought my Thinking Putty I was a loner - stuck in my little cubicle with nobody to talk to. In fact, people would actually avoid me in the hallways and cafeteria. But since I got my putty, all the hot women in the office stop by to see me every day (in fact, I have a date with Roxanne tonight - dinner and putty sculpting). I even received a promotion and moved into a spacious corner office - with lots of room for my Thinking Putty. It's unbelievable!"
madamjujujive at 8:26 pm