sunday, may 26, 2002
worm culture recipes
"the dish must not have visible worms or worm parts. The psychological affect of seeing worms or worm parts was distressing to some taste testers."
madamjujujive at 11:48 pm
doors i touched today
madamjujujive at 11:22 pm

broccoli man
WARNING: The Broccoli General has determined that smoking broccoli is hazardous to your health.
"I love broccoli. Some of my best friends are vegetables. - Susan Olsen"
quonsar at 9:39 pm
wierd swedish crapolaboken om spermaharen
"I början av året 2001 hade den Teliaägda internetportalen Passagen gått med på att pumpa in orimligt mycket pengar i vår luddiga idé om att vilja göra humor på nätet. Vi hade visat upp ett skämt för dem. En dövhjort som säger "Va?" när man klickar på den och de tyckte att det var väldigt roligt. "Låt oss tjäna pengar tillsammans", sa Passagen och skrev ut en bautacheck."
bork bork bork.
quonsar at 9:20 pm

rocket head
"The stars are only a few dollars away with Goblers most advanced toy yet! Slip this rocket on and you'll win every race that you run! Liquid fuel engine runs on household lighter fluid."
quonsar at 8:57 pm
diss is page 2
diss is page 3
quonsar at 8:37 pm


cheese doodles.

quonsar at 8:32 pm
bus stop shelters in ukraine
"Some are frescoed, some are etched, some are tiled mosaics -- all are beautiful. Most have fallen into a state of disrepair because the local governments can no longer afford to maintain them."
quonsar at 7:51 pm

original mountain cur breeders association
quonsar at 7:24 pm

farting doughboy
pillsbury says it best.
quonsar at 5:01 am

quonsar at 1:32 am
the hot eyes from the caddie are with the nail, too.
madamjujujive at 1:18 am

goatherd's bagpipe fitted with goatskin bag cover and carved head
madamjujujive at 1:08 am
mindy14 logs onto aol every evening to chat with her middle school friends.
quonsar at 1:05 am

madamjujujive at 12:39 am
saturday, may 25, 2002
mub mub mub mub mub mub mub dead
quonsar at 11:38 pm
type c lump cat sands
by shanghai changquan silica gel and dessicant inc.
"White spherical grains. The feature better than other products is that after absorbing the pets feces, the grains would not be broken. It has low shutter rate. Because of the performance, no sound makes pets fear at rest."
ah. so.
quonsar at 11:35 pm
vomit: victims of masonic ill treatment
quonsar at 11:27 pm
stop child rape. by masons. or pyramids. or something.
"Certain Clandestine Networks within our Government authorities who have created and are running our social structure, are abusing, raping and murdering our children. These authorities are presently being exposed and FULL public awareness of ALL those involved in this horrendous atrocity by our Worldwide Masonic Secret Society-run social system, is only a matter of time. From the top of the web of this Ritual Child Abuse & Murder Network all the way down to the bottom, they will be held accountable. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM."
quonsar at 11:24 pm
babyzhot? or not? you decide. herbalife or hummel plates? i'm so confused.
quonsar at 11:00 pm
you know how sometimes if you step in dog poop you get one of those really stubborn turds that melds itself to the tread and won't scrape off no matter what?
me either.
quonsar at 10:31 pm
it's "towel day"
madamjujujive at 12:04 pm
thursday, may 23, 2002

madamjujujive at 9:59 pm
stereo's missing link
"The Tru-Vue Company itself was founded in 1931-32 as a subsidiary of the Rock Island Bridge and Iron Works in Rock Island, Illinois. Over the following two decades, Tru-Vue grew into a major source of stereo views documenting cities, parks, expositions, industries, entertainments, and people of the 1930s and '40s."
quonsar at 9:53 pm
the roof.
the roof.
the roof is on fire.

madamjujujive at 9:48 pm
the fantabulous sally rand
"Sally Rand is an American icon, best known for her famous "fan dance." Sometime in her late 20's, the ever resourceful Sally got the idea that she could increase her fame (and not incidentally her bank account) by combining a talent for artistic dance with the always present demand on the part of hormone driven members of the male sex for a glimpse of feminine pulchritude. Or, to offer a more blunt assessment, lots of people enjoy seeing a pretty girl in the buff."
madamjujujive at 9:42 pm
when i was 14, i hoped that one day i would have a girlfriend.
quonsar at 9:29 pm

happy tree friends
madamjujujive at 9:00 pm

madamjujujive at 7:30 pm
wednesday, may 22, 2002
insertional translocation for dummies
quonsar at 10:09 pm

tongues of the rich and famous
madamjujujive at 9:56 pm

desktop rover remote control tank with laser tag
"This is no ordinary radio controlled vehicle. This is a microprocessor controlled miniature tank (just 4" in length), with independent twin tracks that give you precision control and manouverability. Perfect for cruising around your desk!"
quonsar at 9:51 pm
cloudhoppers and cluster balloons
"Have you ever dreamed of floating into the sky with a giant bouquet of colorful toy balloons? That's the idea behind cluster ballooning. The pilot wears a harness, to which a cluster of large, helium-filled balloons are attached. Control is achieved by releasing ballast to ascend, or by bursting balloons to descend. The most famous cluster balloon flight took place in 1982."
madamjujujive at 9:07 pm
gapbaby 2 good/bad home - a problem child :(
"Prayers were answered. Hopes and dreams came true. We were on top of the world. Somehow, by some way, a lovable little baby was left on our doorstep. A stunning cheek-to-cheek smile set off his handsome green eyes, easily lighting up any room. How did we get so lucky? Who's heart so big to give us this precious gift no questions asked?"
quonsar at 8:37 pm
tuesday, may 21, 2002
breast pals
a celebration of breast art in every day life and nature
"one day I was watching my sister, Lyn, using sponges to paint on canvas. I thought, "I wonder if my breasts could work like sponges?" Inspiration struck!"
madamjujujive at 9:48 pm

precious babywear
"A pretty outfit for that special occasion, this high waisted, deep pleated dress is in printed poly satin, lined with a petticoat to make it stand out, and daintily trimmed with lace and bows. Complete with matching hat, dolly-bag, and panties."
madamjujujive at 9:22 pm
new terrorist attack really, really, really certain in like 5 more minutes
"BUSH: Cuba a veritable nest of terror
"Calling Fidel Castro a 'terror-loving pig', Bush declared that terror, so often coming from afar, is now 'a quick swim away'."
quonsar at 9:07 pm

pre-plucked chicken
madamjujujive at 7:01 pm
monday, may 20, 2002

henry the hand promotes hand awareness
madamhandjive at 11:12 pm

quonsar at 10:36 pm

go lamers!
unxmaal at 10:20 pm
why it makes sense to beat a dead horse
quonsar at 9:17 pm
you buy wadded up paper now!
"Welcome to wadded paper site! My domain, but most people too stupid to understand, so I explain now at beginning. Origami, is Japanese art of folding paper. Boulder is round rock. Origami Boulder is wadded up paper! You understand now, dumbo? Then hurry up and buy wadded paper! You see picture at top of site don't you? This site about origami boulder very fine wadded paper artwork. I make artwork for you and you buy it now. I am famous Internet artist."
quonsar at 8:38 pm

bbw figurines
skinny madamjujujive at 8:19 pm

bush aerobics
shelldrake at 6:18 pm