sunday, jul 14, 2002

breakdance lessons
madamjujujive at 11:54 pm

tortoise porn
they're slow. they're hard.
madamjujujive at 11:21 pm
w.t.f. ministries
from the unfortunate acronyms department
"W.T.F. is an evangelical, Pentecostal ministry that believes in the full Bible, rightly divided. W.T.F. embraces the Trinity; God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Spirit. W.T.F. believes in the virgin birth of the Son of God, Jesus Christ and the salvation plan."
quonsar at 9:25 pm

people have gotta know whether or not their president's a crook
realmedia streaming video
quonsar at 9:08 pm

jem and jerrica
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madamjujujive at 8:16 pm

dr1 - date rape drug personal test kit
madamjujujive at 8:08 pm
my toenail and fingernail collection
"My nail collection began in 1983. Since then, it has been spilled 3 times. Each time, I managed to save about 80% of the collection. It was lost in my basement for about 2 years as well. I have been very careful not to allow others to contribute to the collection. It contains both toe and finger nails. Once, when I licked the nails, I made a girl in my college drama class cry."
madamtoenailjive at 7:51 pm
he who may not be shown
quonsar at 6:57 pm

get out of hell free
quonsar at 6:53 pm

super friends
see also:
spiderman will make you gay
quonsar at 6:38 pm
brass balls sorted by size
quonsar at 3:49 pm

ship models
quonsar at 2:34 pm
four airlines slash senior discount associated press writer
police have 3 airlines in custody and are seeking a fourth.
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madamjujujive at 2:37 am

wasp nest building simulator
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dr. strange, d.d.s.
Gallery of Electronic Dentistry
madamjujujive at 1:46 am

quonsar at 12:34 am
saturday, jul 13, 2002

fell in love with a girl
madamjujujive at 10:21 pm
menstrual humor
Q.How do you know that an elephant is on her period?
A.Your mattress is missing and there's a dime on your dresser.
Q.Why don't midgets wear tampons?
A.They keep tripping on the strings.

madamjujujive at 10:12 pm

quonsar at 6:55 pm

feather-light cubes of cardboard in a simmering tax-reduction sauce
madamjujujive at 4:42 pm

scratch richie's itch
madamjujujive at 2:36 pm

more shaved pussy
blort: happily serving the needs of internet porn consumers and union secretarys.
quonsar at 12:33 pm
mister rogers explains the RS 232 pinout
"Well hello boys and girls! Thank you for stopping by today. Today we are going to talk about the RS 232 Interface. Actually it's really not called the RS 232 anymore, now it's the EIA/TIA 232 interface. It is used for serial connections from DTE devices like a personal computer to DCE devices like a modem. Can you say modem? I thought you could!"
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quonsar at 12:23 pm
thursday, jul 11, 2002
cluepon
madamjujujive at 10:18 pm
OCM autograph picture request
madamjujujive at 10:17 pm
vomit anal-tract
"is the name of a artistic persona of yokikawa syogo. he has been going on and on, mainly in janan's kansai area, with his own concept of ILLGROPOPGOREARTBRUT.it's a neologism and means a vomitable arts with innocent prettyness and/or vice versa."
quonsar at 10:05 pm

root canal therapy
up close and personal.

when your dentist says you need a root canal, that's actually good news.
aw. my 1st root canal (.com)
"It means they can save your tooth, instead of extracting it."
on the other hand, it means they can extract money from your wallet, instead of saving it.
more quality linkage from the combined mind remnants of ju-quonsa-jive productions at 9:53 pm

a day in the life of justin
quonsar at 9:37 pm

madamducttapejive at 9:20 pm
feel the forces of groovity
madamjujujive at 9:09 pm

binge barbie
quonsar at 9:02 pm

changing the world's view of fat chicks one visitor at a time
madamjujujive at 8:52 pm

the dekuyper pucker worst bridesmaid dress contest
madamjujujive at 8:02 pm
hedgehog show (.com)
The Hedgehog Show that takes place entirely on the Internet!
"While we will never make the claim that virtual shows will ever take the place of real hedgehog shows, they are a great and fun alternative for people who simply cannot attend the real thing. They're also a great way to see how shows work, so whether you're a newbie or a veteran show-goer, you'll definitely want to enter your hedgehog in one of our up-coming shows!"

obesity in hedgehogs
"Obesity, often due to lack of exercise, use of high fat foods, and too many treats, is a common and serious problem among domesticated African Pygmy hedgehogs."

hedgehog porn.
quonsar at 7:58 pm
ouch around the world
"You may be surprised to learn that pain is expressed differently from culture to culture."
madamjujujive at 7:56 pm
wednesday, jul 10, 2002

polterchrist
"The worst Jesus slasher movie ever made."
quonsar at 11:40 pm
easy virus creator
madamjujujive at 11:38 pm

image imagine
madamjujujive at 10:50 pm
are you a benny tied to a tree?
quonsar at 10:16 pm
you can now bring the joy of observing the booties shaking and bouncing to your computer desktop with akubi software's shakin' booties
"The Shakin' Booties is a screensaver, which puts shapely derrieres right on your computer screen. When you are away from working on your computer for a little while, a pair of round cheeks appear and do their thang!! NOTE: The Shakin' Booties is shareware. Your downloaded copy is a trial version, of which certain features are disabled."
i shudder to think what possibly could be disabled in the trial version...
madamjujujive at 9:50 pm
how to ruin some perfectly good scroll bar racing with a craptacularly sucky cheeze-tone midi that may or may not sound like fleetwood mac
madamjujujive at 9:40 pm

gorilla suit
madamjujujive at 8:53 pm

how to ruin some perfectly beautiful lightning photography with a craptacularly sucky cheeze-tone midi that may or may not sound something like riders on the storm
madamjujujive at 8:38 pm

ostomy buddy
"Buddy with single stoma. Comes complete with Pouchkins™"
madamjujujive at 8:24 pm
sugar & spice?
quonsar at 7:09 pm
tuesday, jul 9, 2002
george bush has a small penis (.com)
not work safe. not dishwasher safe.
discontinue use if swelling develops.
especially if swelling develops.
quonsar at 10:00 pm

physical body walk
madamjujujive at 9:37 pm

madamjujujive at 9:25 pm

write like an egyptian
madamjujujive at 8:55 pm
empathy belly
"The Empathy Belly"™ Pregnancy Simulator lets you know what it feels like to be pregnant! It is a multi-component, weighted "garment" that will -- through medically accurate simulation -- enable men, women, teenage girls and boys, experience over 20 symptoms and effects of pregnancy!
madamjujujive at 7:15 pm
monday, jul 8, 2002
a truly honest web page
quonsar at 11:49 pm

web etch-a-sketch
quonsar at 5:43 pm

quonsar at 5:40 pm
this is a magazine (.com)
um, no, it's a website. but keep trying.
quonsar at 5:35 pm
gravy and vodka (.com)
quonsar at 5:11 pm