achoo queen contest
"Many womens are tickled them nose by Kleenex, and sneeze. Please enjoy!"
quonsar at 12:27 pm
narrator reads password aloud in terminal services client
quonsar at 11:14 pm
bovine inversus returns.
quonsar at 9:28 pm
"The Pregnant Woman Keychain is a clear plastic woman's torso with a not-yet-born baby floating in the womb. As the photo shows, you can remove (or "deliver") the baby by popping out the ball that the baby floats in."
madamjujujive at 9:04 pm
madamjujujive at 8:57 pm
"Each houses about 20,000 prisoners. Currently the largest of these facilities is the just outside of Fairbanks, Alaska. The Alaskan facility is a gigantic mental health facility and can hold approximately 2 million people."
quonsar at 8:47 pm
y2k police simulator: police bike
MISSION: REMOVE PROTESTORS FROM THE STREET
"Protestors are gathered in Center City. You are an officer on motorcycle. It is your job to clear these rogues off the streets so that good honest citizens can get home from work. You are equipped with a club. Use force when necessary."
madamjujujive at 9:36 pm
"Safer and more convenient than using an outside shredding service, these models provide security for an entire floor or facility. Bound ledgers, ring binders, stacks of printouts, storage media such as tapes and CD's- even entire wastebasket contents can be fed into these powerful Destroyit shredders."
quonsar at 6:31 pm
"From Sparta to DARPA, the market of tools of repression has remained a reliable outlet for technological development. However, recent history has shown that as the strength of these technologies has grown, the sustainability of this market has dwindled. Indicators show that in the very near future this market will no longer be able to bear the weight of the increasingly costly technologies that it requires. In response to this crisis, the IAA has identified the already emerging market of cultural insurrection as the most stable market in the years to come."
quonsar at 9:15 pm