sunday, sep 8, 2002

serial killer action figures
quonsar at 8:52 pm

"A room-sized machine that replicates the human digestive system on a monumental scale, enabling viewers to witness different stages in the human body's processing of its food."

and what good is a machine if you can't sell its output:

cloaca shit
"After buying Cloaca Faeces, I am now gainfully employed and achieved a healthy and fully satisfying relationship."
madamjujujive at 6:05 pm

mutant pet generator
x. caliper bleeb at 3:40 pm

japanese ascii penis kittens

keep 'em separated
irish ascii penis quonsar at 3:17 pm

x. caliper bleeb at 1:57 pm

'bush' AND ('gestures' OR 'speaks')
quonsar at 12:37 am

quonsar at 12:01 am
saturday, sep 7, 2002

quonsar at 11:31 pm
house your noodle then release your strudel
the amazing random condom slogan generator generates random condom slogans.
x. caliper bleeb at 11:11 pm
endless, the possibilities are...
x. caliper bleeb at 10:50 pm

better sex for married couples
"plastic bags, electrical sockets"
madamjujujive at 8:48 am
speed cup stacking
madamjujujive at 8:46 am

calendar of nude running events
madamjujujive at 8:44 am
thursday, sep 5, 2002
pathetic attempts at office
"Did you just sit through an unintentionally funny powerpoint presentation? Did you just find your boss' business plan? Got an angry email from a coworker? Mailbox full of bewildering memos written by the the clueless?"
quonsar at 12:40 am
wednesday, sep 4, 2002

for men only
"Let's cut to the chase...Is your manhood less than you would like it to be? Is your performance waning? Which of these are you? Limpy Wimpy? Rod of Steel?"
madamjujujive at 10:29 pm
rainbow in every teardrop
madamjujujive at 9:25 pm

inappropriate conduct
madamjujujive at 9:18 pm
deaf guy want to buy your used love doll
x. caliper bleeb at 8:12 pm
how guided missiles work
1 meg .wav file
x. caliper bleeb at 7:52 pm

virtual om
x. caliper bleeb at 7:43 pm
ogre battle
note: 5 meg mpeg movie
x. caliper bleeb at 6:55 pm
monday, sep 2, 2002

the groceteria
madamjujujive at 8:44 pm

madamjujujive at 8:36 pm
help me leave my husband (.com)
"For the past 9 years I have been married to a man with whom I have nothing in common. I'm not being trite when I say he's a great guy ... he really is; he's just not right for me. We never see eye-to-eye, and we argue all the time... No one did this to me ... I did it to myself. But please - I need your help!"
x. caliper bleeb at 7:30 pm

helter skelter
1.8 meg mp3
what is that sound? you may ask. that is the sound of john lennon rolling over in his grave.
x. caliper bleeb at 6:44 pm
x. caliper bleeb at 6:20 pm
we want us to be able to meet our body odor
"Open it, face it, let it go. Discover that everybody smells. Ask other people how do we smell. Tell them how do they smell. Stop thinking of body odor as of your exclusive dirty secret. Start thinking of fun science of armpit microbiology instead."
x. caliper bleeb at 6:14 pm
x. caliper bleeb at 1:14 pm
mechanical pit bull
"A nightmarish dog-like contraption some six or so feet long, it is built from heavy duty welded and bent pieces of sheet metal. It twists about thrashing its jagged edge legs and jaws, and thick sectioned torso powered by electronics and compressed air. As it moves the metallic sounds of its grinding metal legs and hissing from the compressed gas create an eerie atmosphere for this robotic entity. One that no one dares to challenge."
x. caliper bleeb at 12:42 pm

self destroying automaton
x. caliper bleeb at 12:28 pm

nate's sock monkey hub
x. caliper bleeb at 12:10 pm

madamjujujive at 10:05 am
the beaufort scale of domestic squalor
madamjujujive at 9:49 am
to the person (or persons) who finds it funny to repeatedly position my star wars figurines in inappropriate positions
x. caliper bleeb at 2:09 am