"There's no finer sound than a Power Peeball fizzing itself out of existence under a torrent of well-directed urine."
quonsar at 10:31 pm
canadian patent #2010302
"The Cosmic Cube creates cubical wavefields by an entirely novel method of technology. Working across a time axis, it correctly identifies and cristalizes all components involved in any project. It is universally applicaable and quantums the competitive edge of the user. It establishes a mathematically precise cause-effect solution to within .0007% accuracy by the use of 72 interrelated electro-magnetic circuits. These have 144 entree-exit windows which can allow a single or multiple user (individual, group, profession, corporation, village, town, city, province, nation etc.) to plot a precise course of action, and get a full cause-effect diagram, graph, printout, bilan spreadsheet, free of human error, before a project is started."
quonsar at 8:14 pm
and the holy gerbil gave unto hacim a sacred twinkie wrapper. and the holy gerbil said unto him, 'go out into the world and share the wisdom you find here'
quonsar at 7:07 pm
a new vision in dental art
"Ron Grant, of Watkinsville GA has taken his work as a dental technician to the level of 'fine art in miniature'. He creates stunning designs on patients porcelain crowns. Former political cartoonist Paul Conrad commissioned Grant to paint his caricatures of both Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan on his back molars."
madamjujujive at 8:38 am
welcome to india where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning!
quonsar at 9:19 am
stop being a pussy: beat your kid
"why are parents afraid to beat their kids? When I was a kid and I screwed up, my parents beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a "time out." In fact, I've never even once been grounded in my life. What's the point? Send your kid to his room and make him play video games and read comic books all day? Great idea, why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so she can pull some disorder out of her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad parent?"
quonsar at 10:51 pm
"Her hobbies include water-skiing and pony trekking. Her turn-ons are geriatric millionaires, heart tablets, and vigorous exercise. Her turn-offs are banana splits and hungry monkeys. In her spare time Barbara campaigns for Green Peace and is a good will ambassador for the United Nations, and she hopes one day to become an actress."
quonsar at 9:35 pm
"Help solve the greatest mystery known to mankind. How do we wipe our asses? Are our habits regarding tush care learned? Or are our dealings with the gluteus maximus genetically determined? You, yes you, can help us find the answers!"
quonsar at 8:47 pm
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