"This "Six Pack" model of the "Dew the Dew Mountain Dew 12 oz. can Shotgun Style delivery system allows the user to "rapid fire" 12. oz unopened Mountain cans at incredible velocities! This unit was used in the making of the many Mountain Dew commercials you see each day!"
quonsar at 8:17 pm
there can be [long squeaky fart] comprehensive human dignity on a massive scale without [burp] raging disease
sent in by i.t. tim at 6:44 pm
quonsar at 5:18 pm
"The best midget clown ever!!!! Balloon animals (sausage dogs, and hippos, worms and more!) Custard Pies and foam pool fun. Clown Car and small tricycle (funny) Barnie the Clown Dog NEW!!! Also available for private adult shows (extra charge for touching). Please dont leave nasty messages, I can trace your house from your computer, and I will come round - would you like that? Would your wife and children? Yes, probably they would"
quonsar at 4:39 pm
"This pre-term specimen was collected in France around the turn of the century. Has a hole in each side of skull which can be seen in the photos. The top of the skull is dented in a little as well. This can be fixed by soaking the bone and setting it straight. This tiny skull has a great look and is incredibly rare."
quonsar at 6:12 am
"I got this car from my dad to drive around the yard because the frame was too rusted to pass inspection. The reason for the fuel tank on the front of the car like that is because the fuel line running from the tank to the engine shit the bed. The big boxy looking thing on the side of the car on the passenger’s side, that is actually the muffler. I'm not quite sure how this car still runs because since we bought the car when it was brand new till now we have only changed the oil twice and it has 150,000 miles."
thx and a tip o' the blort-filled hat to the tandem pickle.
quonsar at 11:21 pm
the greatest auto dealer commercial of all time
3.6 meg QuickTime
and of course
the making of the greatest auto dealer commercial of all time
quonsar at 9:25 pm
for those of you named linus, still living in your parent's basement watching martian successor nadesico in your underwear, its the section of the mag with all the prototype shots of the up and coming gokin.
quonsar at 1:11 pm
people like this are confined to trailer parks for your safety.
quonsar at 12:16 pm
26 cubic foot multi-media refrigerator
The first refrigerator of the Internet Age
"Watch the morning news, download recipes, send and receive e-mail, or leave video messages for your family with a refrigerator? You can if it's the LG Multi-Media Refrigerator. It combines leading-edge refrigerator technology with digital connectivity and control and brings you an unprecedented degree of convenience, quality, and coolness. All enclosed in a fingerprint-proof Titanium Finish."
quonsar at 9:10 pm
8/01 - electrocuted in left ear at a public telephone
quonsar at 8:17 pm
the bling king: hip hop rides
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quonsar at 1:30 pm
i am the biggest loser of all. and i am going to make money on the internet or i will eat my own shit and die
quonsar at 11:50 am