sunday, oct 27, 2002

quonsar at 11:44 pm

older dykes
"We know of no Australian website catering exclusively to the needs and interests of older lesbians. So we decided to make one."
quonsar at 9:22 pm

cigar glamour
quonsar at 8:41 pm
there was a young man whilst shopping did stand, still on the ground with his bags in his hand, staring in wonder and horror 'tis true, for just then there was something he knew, all of a sudden a bold sensation, he had come to the realisation:
clowns are a pestilence upon this land
madamjujujive at 8:28 pm

quonsar at 7:18 pm

the merlin roadster
quonsar at 6:56 pm

u.s. patent #6293874: a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control
quonsar at 6:42 pm
peter petrie egg separator
the most unappetizing kitchen tool EVER
"It's a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward. While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl."
quonsar at 5:35 pm
drunk ex-frat boy drives entire world into a ditch
signs of the times
"Stop mad sheep disease!" "Endangering America, Enraging the World." "The 9/11 Uniformity Of Opinions Act." "He could use nuclear weapons without ever learning to pronounce the word!" "Our homes are in danger now. Our job? Fire thier asses!" "Hemp is an herb, Bush is a dope." "It IS time for a regime change - throw the bastard warmongers out of Washington!"
Americans took to the streets this weekend while the major corporate media outlets pretended it never happened.
quonsar at 8:13 am
saturday, oct 26, 2002

shunned by the other cacti and deeply ashamed of his disfigurement, morton resolved to end his fraternization with those slutty little peyote buttons forever.
quonsar at 11:49 pm
gyros signs of chicago
"These masterpieces of prosaic art, in which anonymous artisans lovingly render a staple of the culinary underclass, put transcendence on the street corner. Fast food is not the usual subject of creative vision, nor ramshackle shacks and under-the-El storefronts its usual location, but that makes this accidental outdoor art show all the more pleasing."
quonsar at 6:54 pm
where is the bathroom?
quonsar at 4:21 pm
how to perform an emergency baptism
madamjujujive at 11:25 am

the little kingz
madamjujujive at 11:21 am

supershrub: saving social security
quonsar at 11:01 am
thursday, oct 24, 2002

diseases of consciousness
quonsar at 10:58 pm
are you tired?
quonsar at 10:49 pm

quonsar at 10:31 pm
undressing for success
"Sometimes a recruiter can ask you a questions that hits you below the belt. If difficult questions like, 'Tell me about your weaknesses,' catch you with your pants down, you need to be prepared and confident. Specifically, you need to be wearing a good pair of underwear."
madamjujujive at 9:20 pm
blort is a fish of dilis notable more for its peculiarity than its danger
quonsar at 8:59 pm

when i grow up, i want to be just like chief moose
quonsar at 8:38 pm

doggie fashion with an english accent
reverend monkeyboy at 8:26 pm

skulls unlimited (.com)
skull cleaning (.com)
mackque at 8:22 pm

camel toe cup
"Cougar model includes built-in bottle opener."
quonsar at 8:08 pm
wednesday, oct 23, 2002

american robodog: ancient and revealing works of art
quonsar at 10:47 pm
quonsar at 9:59 pm
opera baby
quonsar at 9:50 pm
tuesday, oct 22, 2002

on a tail in the buick
madamjujujive at 11:05 pm

madamjujujive at 9:10 pm

nice single guy
quonsar at 8:46 pm

britney smears poop shoot
quonsar at 8:33 pm

madamjujujive at 7:50 pm
monday, oct 21, 2002

quonsar at 9:59 pm