the museum for the preservation of elevating history
"The Elevator Museum is an educational tool designed to provide students, researchers and [vertical transportation] industry members with a broad picture of how lifting has evolved through the ages."
brought to you by elevator world.
quonsar at 6:06 am
"Sam and Samantha are fictionlized versions of real people. Their stories, which really happened, are a sample of what elevator personnel encounter in the day-to-day task of taking care of elevators."
quonsar at 5:37 am
"Carman Vibrating Bin Dischargers eliminate hopper flow problems including Bridging, Ratholing, and Segregation by using vibratory action to improve bin flow and easily discharge virtually any material."
quonsar at 4:00 am
we're very sorry but we had to take down our quicktime movie of all those dogs fucking
quonsar at 11:58 pm
it's been just over a year since the juju madam made her first appearance bearing her horn o'blort a'plenty, and the joint ain't been the same since. lottsa blortlove is what the madam deserves, and lottsa blortlove is what y'all can be sending her way!
special hugs from amberglow and the q-man
quonsar at 9:07 pm
creating superior labor one worker at a time
"The researchers here at BioCom have two primary goals - to completely invade the flesh with vision and mapping technologies (initiating a program of total body control from its wholistic, exterior configuration to its microscopic constellations), and to develop the political and economic frontiers of flesh products and services."
quonsar at 7:48 pm
over 214,000 people already have!
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quonsar at 10:27 pm