sunday, apr 20, 2003
tennessee afl-cio labor council
just look for the union label
banjo midi void where prohibited.
quonsar at 11:13 pm
tennessee afl-cio labor council
just look for the union label
banjo midi void where prohibited.
quonsar at 11:13 pm
protect your family"September 11, 2001 marked the beginning of a new era in which all of us face a new level of terrorist threats including the use of deadly biological and chemical weapons. "Protect Your Family" is a unique educational guide that helps you understand the dangers posed by non-conventional weapons and teaches you how to deal with them."
quonsar at 10:05 pm
luxuriant flowing hair club for scientists™
highlighting the heads of science
"The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS) is a club for scientists who have, or believe they have, luxuriant flowing hair. To propose yourself or another luxuriantly, flowingly haired scientist for membership in the club, please send... a URL that points to an evidentiary photograph in which the luxuriant, flowing hair (LFH) is clearly evident."
quonsar at 5:34 pm
name our gap baby toilet poop monster
"This monster will scare your guests so bad when they lift that toilet lid, that they will poop their pants."
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quonsar at 4:37 pm
sweetwater post-natal abortion clinicdedicated to extending choice!
"Sometimes a mother gives birth only to discover -- sometimes immediately, sometimes much later -- that she has made a mistake. A post-natal abortion is simply the clean, efficient disposal of that "mistake".
madamjujujive at 10:57 am
everything is bigger in texas"Well, okay, Texas ain't the largest state and, no, it ain't got the most people. And, Texas ain't got the most money or the biggest cities. But, Texas does have the biggest be-hinds in the country! We're talkin' bronco-bustin', cattle-ropin', pig-wrastlin'-sized rear ends. We're talkin' monster truck rally-sized bottoms. We're talkin' tobacco-chewin', fire-spittin', Kenworth belt buckle-big asses!"
quonsar at 7:40 pm
tuesday, apr 15, 2003
natural access all terrain wheelchair
"Introducing the Dune-Buster Big Wheel conversion kit for soft sand and hilly beaches. This version is also ideal for heavier users when riding laterally across slops."
quonsar at 9:55 pm
natural access all terrain wheelchair
"Introducing the Dune-Buster Big Wheel conversion kit for soft sand and hilly beaches. This version is also ideal for heavier users when riding laterally across slops."
quonsar at 9:55 pm
holy virginity
"When the angels came knocking to tell Mary about receiving the holy sperm, Joseph was alarmed. When they came to the part about Virgin Birth, his mind yelled "You'll never get any. EVER!"
madamjujujive at 9:47 pm
the bunker
"is an aerodynamic, monolithic reinforced concrete structure capable of withstanding monster hurricanes, tornados, floods, fires, blizzards, military and terrorist attacks..."
quonsar at 9:37 pm
full size automobile furniture
" AUTO FURNITURE REMINDS YOU OF SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR AND HAVING A GREAT TIME! THE BACKUP LIGHTS AND BRAKE LIGHTS ACTUALLY WORK!!!!"
madamjujujive at 9:19 pm
we love the iraqi information minister"In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth."
quonsar at 9:11 pm
