virtual burma shave"The big blue tube's
Just like Louise
You get a thrill
from every squeeze."
crunchland at 8:26 pm
Just like Louise
You get a thrill
from every squeeze."
crunchland at 8:26 pm

first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos"On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes."
jimbob at 8:12 pm
rapture letters
"After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them? We have written a computer program to do just that."
crunchland at 4:55 pm
"After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them? We have written a computer program to do just that."
crunchland at 4:55 pm
fecal tongs"Fecal tongs have been part of our world since the dawn of history. One can see them in Neolithic cave paintings in Lascaux, France. Men of the time lacked the know-how to build a hinge, yet they still expressed a desire for fecal tongs. Genghis Khan is said to have always kept his personal tongbearer at his side. Whether used as a medical necessity or as a pleasure, the history of fecal tongs is in many ways the history of man."quonsar at 2:43 pm

the untold story behind the bible's sexiest tales
"The Bible includes countless tales of raw, forbidden sex. We've gathered some of the best bible sex stories here, filling in what you didn't learn in Sunday school.
quonsar at 10:47 pm
thursday, oct 2, 2003

god gives boinger the power to take jimmy back into bible history
madamjujujive at 10:31 pm

god gives boinger the power to take jimmy back into bible history
madamjujujive at 10:31 pm

venus geoscience aerobot gondola
from the department of 'we just like saying gondola'
quonsar at 9:12 am
ego death and self-control cybernetics
"A rational, systematic model of religious experiencing based on loose cognitive association, experiencing of no-free-will, and timeless block-universe determinism."
quonsar at 9:09 am
"A rational, systematic model of religious experiencing based on loose cognitive association, experiencing of no-free-will, and timeless block-universe determinism."
quonsar at 9:09 am
buffo: the world's strongest clown"This gentle giant weighs in at over 200 pounds and has biceps that are bigger than most men's thighs. He juggles bowling balls as well as hatchets, meat cleavers, fire and chain saws - as long as they're not turned on! He rips telephone books in half and balances extension ladders and children sitting in chairs on his face."
madamjujujive at 9:29 pm

dynamic fatty meat stock photography
"the Web's number one resource for royalty free fatty meat Stock Photography graphics. Other sites may claim to have more fatty meat Stock Photography graphics, but for the best fatty meat Stock Photography graphics, trust Artzooks!"
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