dirty workboots, sittin' all lonely on the front porch, fresh off the big, stinkin' dawgs of the bubba that wore 'em
quonsar at 4:13 am
"STALE URINE is, among other things, an experimental industrial/zydeco fusion band. Undeterred by such concepts as "musicianship" or "recording quality," SU continues to spew out recordings that amuse, shock, and annoy their mostly unwilling audiences. Like good Throbbing Gristle, it might even make you a little ill."
blort audiophiles highly recommend chicken in a chipper.mp3 for your listening pleasure.
quonsar at 10:31 pm
"Hello, my children. I'm Jesus, God's only son. I hope you enjoy my website."
mr. crash davis at 9:42 pm
imaginary online girlfriend
"I am willing to become your "imaginary" girlfriend that you will now have proof of. I will write you one letter a week and include pictures, cards, whatever...so you can get everyone off your back because you are in a "long distance relationship." If you want, I can even send you emails and online stuff."
mr. crash davis at 8:27 pm
bambi meets turboprop
warning: imagine "deer in a giant osterizer" before viewing
crunchland at 10:07 pm
Odd advice for strange people
"Dear Winifred, I've been told that my buttocks look like Winston Churchill. Here's a picture. What do you think?"
quonsar at 6:28 am
"I have too many defects in my freezer!"
"He said take seran wrap and put on the toilet with some space and defect into it. I did this and tried to make an appointment to give him the defect but he is very busy and I can not reach him. I am worried because I paid him so I put the defect in the freezer until i can meet him."
quonsar at 3:17 am