the blort database has narfled the garthok. and lost.
i have a text dump from a while back. i'll be fishing the most recent entries out of the existing html files this weekend and once that's done i can reload and she'll be good as new. remember to let those bastards in washington know how unhappy you are about this!
quonsar at 8:09 pm
bush steals turkey, corrupts blort database
horrified troops watch Bush ravage bird, data
no, it's not fixed quite yet, but yes, we know there were weird messages on the page, and we know they are gone now, and you can rest assured that our highly skilled and well paid information technology professionals are working round the clock to restore munged data tables, after our not so skilled nor well paid BlortTech® server admin lost contact with the SQL engine last night. "Damn thing just up and flew to Baghdad! I blame George W. Bush." said the admin, who asked not to be identified. BlortTech® spokesbot quonset_the_hut™, when asked to comment, could only clank and emit black smoke.
quonsar at 1:26 am
it was a long walk to the next planet, and then a giant hat fell on him
madamjujujive at 1:36 am
"Women can produce milk for as long as you keep them needing to. So I say we use this milk to make a cheese that would be very exclusive and expensive, and we could sell it to the French and possibly the snobs of LA, or people in California in general."
madamjujujive at 12:29 am