dumbass & dipshit at 7:26 pm
"Worker Midgets will be a special creation consisting of 4 legs and 2 arms. They will also be bred to have the uncommon dominant gene which causes the six-fingered mutation. These midgets will necessarily be hardy and athletic. Selective breeding will guarantee these traits."
madamjujujive at 10:01 pm
"Decorated with plain ornaments and inexpensive spotlights, aluminum trees develop a spectacular ethereal beauty. Each needle is a mirror-like strip of aluminum foil. The strips catch even the tiniest gleam of color or light, and reflect it with ice-clear brilliance."
madamjujujive at 8:51 pm
the story of a pathological liar
...and the brain-dead doofus who "loaned" him two credit cards and got stuck for $32k.
quonsar at 6:13 pm