as used in this section, the term 'profane', used with respect to language, includes the words 'shit', 'piss', 'fuck', 'cunt', 'asshole', and the phrases 'cock sucker', 'mother fucker', and 'ass hole'
dumbass & dipshit at 7:26 pm
dumbass & dipshit at 7:26 pm
the midget manifesto
"Worker Midgets will be a special creation consisting of 4 legs and 2 arms. They will also be bred to have the uncommon dominant gene which causes the six-fingered mutation. These midgets will necessarily be hardy and athletic. Selective breeding will guarantee these traits."
madamjujujive at 10:01 pm
"Worker Midgets will be a special creation consisting of 4 legs and 2 arms. They will also be bred to have the uncommon dominant gene which causes the six-fingered mutation. These midgets will necessarily be hardy and athletic. Selective breeding will guarantee these traits."
madamjujujive at 10:01 pm
how to decorate your new aluminum christmas tree
"Decorated with plain ornaments and inexpensive spotlights, aluminum trees develop a spectacular ethereal beauty. Each needle is a mirror-like strip of aluminum foil. The strips catch even the tiniest gleam of color or light, and reflect it with ice-clear brilliance."
madamjujujive at 8:51 pm
"Decorated with plain ornaments and inexpensive spotlights, aluminum trees develop a spectacular ethereal beauty. Each needle is a mirror-like strip of aluminum foil. The strips catch even the tiniest gleam of color or light, and reflect it with ice-clear brilliance."
madamjujujive at 8:51 pm
the story of a pathological liar
...and the brain-dead doofus who "loaned" him two credit cards and got stuck for $32k.
quonsar at 6:13 pm
