STOP BRAIN SCANS
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quonsar at 7:11 pm
does your kid suck?
Are you dissappointed by the fruit of your loins?
"We've tailored a program specifically desinged to set your kid straight. For only a relatively small fee (based on the program level you select), we will destroy their self esteem or just smack them around. You can mold them to your liking when we are through. We can break them down to the level of dumb beasts and then let you rebuild them from scratch. It will be like having a new kid!"
mr. crash davis at 2:11 am
fran baskerville: singing psychic
famed psychic, ghostbuster & detective
madamjujujive at 11:47 pm