sunday, feb 8, 2004

developing a pill
quonsar at 9:55 pm
pfht: pet foil hat technology
"This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect your pet from the brain scanning rays of the NSA, certain 'auction' websites,, and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts. You may not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to you - your government! The PFHT contains space age materials, and is guaranteed to work for your pet. All government I/O is cut off. It's like a firewall for your pet's brain."
quonsar at 7:11 pm

i love you, you love a singing carrot
madamjujujive at 2:13 am
saturday, feb 7, 2004

desert realty
quonsar at 6:57 pm
thursday, feb 5, 2004

i love death
madamjujujive at 10:01 pm

car stuck girls
madamjujujive at 9:37 pm

madamjujujive at 9:34 pm

j.j. boobycakes
riffola at 3:35 pm

when URL's go horribly wrong
riffola at 3:10 pm

does your kid suck?
Are you dissappointed by the fruit of your loins?
"We've tailored a program specifically desinged to set your kid straight. For only a relatively small fee (based on the program level you select), we will destroy their self esteem or just smack them around. You can mold them to your liking when we are through. We can break them down to the level of dumb beasts and then let you rebuild them from scratch. It will be like having a new kid!"
mr. crash davis at 2:11 am
wednesday, feb 4, 2004

fran baskerville: singing psychic
famed psychic, ghostbuster & detective
madamjujujive at 11:47 pm

the jack e jett show
quonsar at 11:43 pm

mona lips-synch
mona lips-synch, meet mona facial-tic.
quonsar & madamjujujive at 11:16 pm
tuesday, feb 3, 2004

archie's massive schlong
shelldrake at 11:16 am