naked preacher lady
God chose me. I didn't ask for the job.
"She tells dirty jokes, curses like a trucker and dances around in darn near nothing, all to bring you the word of God."
madamjujujive at 9:48 pm
america's best christian paintball park
"Hundreds of people drive 2 to 5 Hours and pass 4 or more other paintball parks to play here!"
because shooting christians with paint is more fun.
madamjujujive at 9:29 pm
What is BIYOU sheep placenta essence?
"BIYOU concentration liquid is the nutrition cosmetics drink which condensed the sheep placental extract of the China Qing Hai Omi plateau said for air to be most clear in above sea level [ of 3,800m or more ], and the world 40 times. The white sheep, which lives in this area, is excellent in vitality, and since it says that it is not polluted, it is exported to the West, such as France Canada, including the MECCA of a cosmetics plastic center treatment, and Switzerland."
madamjujujive at 9:11 pm
"French Pediatrics dating includes both English and French interfaces..."
gateway behavior to newsboys shopping and parent auctions. and here dumbya's all worried about a few gay weddings.
quonsar at 5:55 am
how to build a computer for almost no money at all
"There is a mystique surrounding computers - we are led to believe that they are sophisticated and complicated pieces of equipment that need to be built by trained experts using special tools such as "screwdrivers". This is simply untrue."
quonsar at 4:15 am
unfortunately, as we age, our cleavage area creases and wrinkles.
The Cleave Le Faire TM Bedtime Breast Pillow TM provides a cushion for your breasts and relieves the stress caused by gravity. The result? Less creasing, less wrinkling!
madamjujujive at 11:23 pm
"You shouldn't be here. There's nothing that points to the top level of this server."
that's where you are mistaken, kemo sabe.
quonsar at 10:45 pm
hoofmaker hand, nail and body creme
"The Original Mane 'n Tail Hoofmaker is an exclusive protein enriched formula developed to maintain strong yet flexible hooves..."
brownpau at 6:32 pm
cloud blort munch
They taste like a cool crisp green apple!
blort: milestones, objects and approaches
a blort! page
now with more blort pics!
quonsar at 4:35 pm
"Each gum blonde is 100% chewed bubblegum on a plywood backing. No paint or dye is used. The colour is inherent to the gum. The mixing of colour takes place in the mouth during chewing using an endless varity of flavours made by an endless variety of companies."
madamjujujive at 10:16 am
a holy spirit combo to go, red-sea-sized please.
madamjujujive at 10:14 am