friday, may 27, 2005

vagina lady
madamjujujive at 10:48 pm

guinness ice lolly with head
quonsar at 12:06 pm
thursday, may 26, 2005

low morale
madamjujujive at 10:47 pm

talk to aliens
quonsar at 10:01 pm
wednesday, may 25, 2005

forget-me-not panties™
"These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day."
quonsar at 5:45 pm

surreal makeover gallery
quonsar at 12:29 pm

flying pigs
quonsar at 12:13 pm

glass beetles
quonsar at 12:08 pm

prophet yahweh
"In 1979, spaceships and UFO probes started appearing, by accident, in the skies over me, on my signal, before witnesses or when I was alone. And, since that time they continue to appear."

MEDIA ALERT: Spaceships Will Appear Over Las Vegas On My Signal
"For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days."
quonsar at 11:42 am
tuesday, may 24, 2005

image of president george w. bush on toilet paper
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS HAPPENING IS A TOTAL FREAK OF NATURE ACCIDENT THAT CAN'T BE EXPLAINED. IT ALL HAPPENED WHEN MY WIFE AND I WERE OUT TO EAT AT ONE OF THOSE CHEAP MEXICAN FOOD PLACES."
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rev. crash davis at 10:03 pm