"It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa. Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth."
madamjujujive at 11:47 pm
blort bow to bright stupid confetti
madamjujuive at 11:32 pm
"...I met two men, Carlos and Eduardo, who invited me into the cubicle ..."
madamjujujive at 11:01 pm
best craig's list ad ever
"Here's how it works: Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody 'evacuates.'"
madamjujujive at 11:59 pm