:: everflashing vintage backblort: august 16, 2001 ::
the fishing goddess (.com)
quonsar at 10:57 pm
what bird did that?
the art of ornithological dejecta
birdshit. is it art, or is it...birdshit?
quonsar at 10:56 pm
Panties are for gals
MANties are for guys.
quonsar at 10:31 pm
industrial perforators online
who will protect the children?
quonsar at 10:30 pm
the incredible world of navel fluff
world's biggest collection of one person's bellybutton lint
"Some people gaze into their navel for inspiration: I look into mine and see navel fluff. Also known as navel lint, it is that fascinating fluffy substance that forms mysteriously in the belly buttons of special people."
quonsar at 10:05 pm
grow your own horns
do-it-yourself Gothic fashion
"If you really wanna grow horns, you'd better get thyself to Three Mile Island and stick your head under the nice hot water that runs off the plutonium rods. But if you just want to look like you grew horns, you've come to the right place."
quonsar at 10:04 pm
the visible barbie project
the foundation for unnatural research
"Funded in part by grants from The National Association for the Advancement of Women Whose Individual Breasts are Not Bigger than their Waistlines."
quonsar at 10:03 pm
virtual church of the blind chihuahua
the courage to be ridiculous before god
"You may bring your dogma, but only if it doesn't bite."
quonsar at 9:40 pm
rocketman, designer of deluxe rocketships
the idea of space exploration drives men to great lengths
"After fifteen years in the music business as guitar tech and tour manager I found my passion, inspired by an old Electrolux that my Grandmother had given me years before and mistakenly thrown out."
quonsar at 9:21 pm
i am not a movie theater, i am cheese. and my hovercraft is full of eels.
quonsar at 9:19 pm
body inflation home page
a special fixation on all things pneumatic
"Some people are into inflatable toys, some folks like inflating clothing, some people just like balloons, some people like people who are just like balloons, those of us who are into inflating people."
quonsar at 8:59 pm
the perfect accessory for geek barbie?
quonsar at 8:54 pm
i'm too sexy for my church
entertaining broadcast fuckups
"For two hours, millions of Roman Catholics watched video of cardinals singing hymns and praying, set to the orgasmic moaning and caterwauling of porn stars..."
quonsar at 8:30 pm
quonsar & madamjujujive at 8:06 pm